you can match the name and face of every bass pro from the last 20 years but you couldnt name any actors in the movie you watched with your wife last night.

when u buy an i phone just to use the gps to mark hot spots and to help find local ponds to fish.

You know you are a Bass Angler when: On your way to work you drive across the lake during the spring and turn around and call in sick to work.

You know you're a bass angler when...

You know how to completely work the GPS system on your boat but you still can't program the VCR. (erh....DVD player)

You know you are a Bass Angler when: During the summer your wife and kids say you look like a raccoon.

YOU KNOW YOUR A BASS ANGLER WHEN :

You find it hard too stop talking about Bass behavior too your friends at the bar...

You can't pass a pond on the highway without thinking.......I BET THERE'S ONE GOOD KEEPER IN THERE...

When your sitting in the bait shop.....THINKIN'.....What kinda line did i need....and for which reel.....hmmmmm...ooooohhhhh there's trick worms....

When your wife is sitting there talkin' about her day(Bills...etc..).....When you suddenly look outside too see it's a full moon.....and your out the door in 5 min's flat

Before you go into town you tell your wife too keep u away from the tackle shop.....and even though she kept you away from that tackle shop.....u stopped at the gas station cause they sell what you wanted anyway....



PLEASE SKIP THIS ONE IF YOUR NOT MATURE......SORRY MODS...HOPE I DIDNT CROSS THE LINE on this one.....(sorry if I did)















When your wife asked you during sex if it was wet enough for you and........your response was:........WELL I HAD MY RAIN GEAR ON....PLUS THE BASS WHRE BITING....SO I DIDNT MIND : )

I do that daily on the way to work

You skip the New Year's Eve party because you got to get on the lake early in the morning and start the new year right.

Or, your electronics in your boat cost more than the computer your typing on.

God, you guys are hilarious this morning! Be sure to read 'Just to Fish' I'm still LMAO!

... if you have chartruese and black dots all of your hands for weeks. People ask if its a skin disorder, and your reply is no its all the dyes i used on my soft plastics this weekend.

I know I saw it posted earlier, but I gotta say without a shadow of a doubt. I spent more time testing lures and practicing flippin and pitchin in my in ground pool this year than I did swimmin in it,........ by a long shot

when your kids both son and daughter can tie a trilene knot before they can tie their shoes

Ha! love this one!

You know you are a bass angler when you infant girl is in one arm and rod in other to "fish" with her and count your fish as hers...and when letting her touch the fish she gives it BIG KISS.

Happened yesterday with a little bass I caught with her. Very funny to see

You justify the cost of an iPhone so you can read the TFF during the day because it's blocked at work.