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 Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: K.D.]
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10/27/09 06:48 PM
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catslayer
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"You know you're a bass angler when...."
you dream of fishing and set the hook in your sleep.
You know you got it bad when your wife immediately says "is it a keeper?" and reaches for the net in her sleep. NOW THAT IS FUNNY... if there is any truth to it not only is SHE a keeper... but ur my hero
"I'll never mess with bee's or wasp anymore, and I'll never gig another beaver..." Words from a man who learned things the hard way
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: ring fry]
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10/27/09 06:49 PM
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Texcwby
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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You own a boat but never have owned a house. \ ...you own three boats but rent. SE Kansas grass grower I own 1 boat and rent a house but dont even own a pickup to pull the boat. I have to barrow one from family!!!!
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Darren Heavner]
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10/27/09 06:49 PM
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catslayer
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....when your baby's first toy was a rattle-trap (with the hooks removed of course) just a good idea... mabey a mobile made of old rods and line???
"I'll never mess with bee's or wasp anymore, and I'll never gig another beaver..." Words from a man who learned things the hard way
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: jsix321]
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10/27/09 06:49 PM
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Mark Perry
Super Freak
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Super Freak
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You can't remember what day your wife's birthday is on but yet you can remember the Bass Champs tournament dates.
You can't remember your cell phone number but you have the UPC number of your favorite crankbait memorized.
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: jsix321]
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10/27/09 06:50 PM
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One fish Bill
Extreme Angler
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You are late coming home from work and your wife calls Bass Pro instead of a Bar.
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: catslayer]
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10/27/09 06:50 PM
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jsix321
Pro Angler
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Pro Angler
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when you judge distance in casts....
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: jsix321]
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10/27/09 06:53 PM
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jsix321
Pro Angler
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Pro Angler
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you lube that troubled door hinge with quantum hot sauce....
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Mark Perry]
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10/27/09 06:53 PM
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OzzieFish
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"You can't buy her that dream house because you can't get your bass boat backed into the driveway."
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: OzzieFish]
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10/27/09 06:57 PM
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jsix321
Pro Angler
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"You can't buy her that dream house because you can't get your bass boat backed into the driveway." So true
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: jsix321]
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10/27/09 06:58 PM
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Antfish89
Angler
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"You know you're a bass angler when...."
You have used your swimming pool for casting practice and studying lure movement more times than you have been swimming in it.
-Never Give Up-
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Antfish89]
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10/27/09 06:59 PM
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Jersey Dan
Guido
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Guido
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You care more about your boat, than your own body...
Trips to Sartin Marine @ lake Fork in 2009 = +20
Trips to Doctors over past 10 yrs = 0
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: OzzieFish]
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10/27/09 07:01 PM
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Mexicajun1
Extreme Angler
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When you bite the tip off your soft plastics just to make sure the scent is still impregnated in them lol...
When you spray the squeaking door hinges on your truck with Gulp Alive.........
When you have 25 Bass Pro bags in the bottom of your closet full of soft Plastics in your favorite colors and sized just to make sure they don't run out at Bass Pro lol.........
When you have 10 tackle boxes and tackle bags full of stuff AND KNOW EXACTLY where everything is........
Rob
One of these days I'm going to Land the BIG ONE!!
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Antfish89]
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10/27/09 07:03 PM
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texasmae
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days later you're still thinking about a certain smallmouth that got away at Lake Texoma and how you want revenge!!!!
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: texasmae]
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10/27/09 07:11 PM
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Kay Dyson
HOT Mess!!!
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HOT Mess!!!
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"You know you're a bass angler when..."
You watch the weather forecast for wind speeds even when you aren't fishing.
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: texasmae]
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10/27/09 07:13 PM
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Boo in FW
Pro Angler
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When you see a puddle in a parking lot and immediately start thinking about what presentation would work.
Boo Springtown, TX ![[Linked Image]](http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g296/hart3367/rangers-logo2.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g296/hart3367/e21c4440-ec4b-4b75-b0f0-ed1a19f6101c.jpg)
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