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Re: Bad News Guys (fish tourney) [Re: Brother Terry] #4055608 10/16/09 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By: Whisker Wrangler
....some new type of medicine where you are actually awake during it, but you are not actually aware of whats happening... but you can respond to commands... like if they say open your mouth you do, but you dont remember anything and you dont actually know that you are awake.. kinda creepy..

Finally, maybe someone will understand my world. crazy


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......and I met this guy at the jail while I was visiting Bama (trying to get him out for this weekends trip to see you) who said he has some stuff that will knock you out quick but you will still be awake.....say he makes it out of his trailer..says it makes you feel like your in a cartoon ........cant wait to see ya ! Oh yeah can you bring Hollie to be the nurse ? Johnny said he would love to play nurse again.......but he's out of town....

Thats definitely some good stuff but if you take it before you drive.......well that's how I ended up in jail. Just get the stuff and leave. When I woke up my lower back was sore noidea. Thanks for the bail out Bro, why don't you bring your nurse's outfit scared for Hollie to wear. I think it will fit because it's way too tight for you barf. My leatherman has all the surgical instruments we'll need. It even has some leftover catfish slime on it to start the healing process. That's leatherman, not leather-man. Sorry Terry. BTW, the JB weld you used on my surgery is starting to break off in little pieces so lets not use that again. Johnnys wisdom should come in handy during the procedure, provided he can remember. You'll be in good hands WW and we haven't lost anyone since Terry got his on-line cert. I'll be there for immorral support. thumb


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Re: Bad News Guys (fish tourney) [Re: BAMAboy] #4057033 10/17/09 01:55 AM
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WW, now you just caint beat a deal like that with a stick, sounds like they got it under control, and leagle too, they will give you some of that good stuff, then they'll pull them teeth out, and leave a grin on your face like a wave on a slop jar!!!

Sounds great WW, see you next week!!!



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Re: Bad News Guys (fish tourney) [Re: Lga043] #4057059 10/17/09 02:03 AM
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Bama thats Johnny's nurse suit.....I am a doctor now !!! remeber got the certificate......That wasnt really JB weld .....I had Johnny melt down some old slabs ...and we used that ...!When you die Johnny wants the lead back.....on my way to pick you up...borrowed my uncle old abulance ..so we will make good time ....it kinda smells like old dude ...because he has been living in it since O-BAMA took office....is the president really your uncle?....hey when you hear the sirens come out so I dont have to get out...

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Re: Bad News Guys (fish tourney) [Re: Brother Terry] #4057126 10/17/09 02:23 AM
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He ain't just a Doctor, he is a Preacher too, if you short out on the operatin table, he can do yer funeral, rite then, for a small nominal fee!!!



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Re: Bad News Guys (fish tourney) [Re: Brother Terry] #4057502 10/17/09 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted By: Brother Terry
Bama thats Johnny's nurse suit scared sick barf I could've gone the rest of my life without hearing that............is the president really your uncle?....

No that's just wrong on so many levels splat. Just wait till we're outta surgery. de hung


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Re: Bad News Guys (fish tourney) [Re: BAMAboy] #4057760 10/17/09 01:37 PM
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You guys maybe in real trouble. I am thinking about your punishment is going to be but I know it is going to be bad.
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P.S. I may do a free vasectomy for Terry and Bama.

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Re: Bad News Guys (fish tourney) [Re: sandjohnny] #4058336 10/17/09 07:35 PM
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Re: Bad News Guys (fish tourney) [Re: sandjohnny] #4073403 10/22/09 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted By: sandjohnny
You guys maybe in real trouble. I am thinking about your punishment is going to be but I know it is going to be bad.
Johnny
P.S. I may do a free vasectomy for Terry and Bama.


Oh no not the family jewels.

Re: Bad News Guys (fish tourney) [Re: bikeman] #4073576 10/22/09 07:57 PM
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WW, if your surgery goes anything like mine, you can still go to the tournament. I was eating steak the next day. 2 hours after my surgery after the numbness went away from the shots, I was back at work.

Re: Bad News Guys (fish tourney) [Re: DidUReboot] #4073964 10/22/09 09:14 PM
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Re: Bad News Guys (fish tourney) [Re: tufffish] #4074384 10/22/09 11:02 PM
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Good luck WW, I had 6 of the dang things, and 2 going up into my nasal cavity, when all was said and done I was not allowed to blow my nose for a month (sucks with allergies) hope they dont give you the nasty [censored] to gargle with, it is way worse than any punch bait.

Re: Bad News Guys (fish tourney) [Re: tworod] #4078141 10/23/09 10:52 PM
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Heck while your at it get them ALL pulled and never have a toothache again. And at 21 i did not think you would have enough wisdom to have such a problem lol.

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