Nah. My parents were married for over thirty years. Didn't much know Grandpa. I grew up in a typical nuclear family.


It's the creating one of my own, I struggled with.


You know the wise tales of succubus and harpies? That [censored] is for real. My Father didn't step on the land mine. That's me. 4 children... I know about. Doing excellent.


The wives? Well, none of my exes live in Temple. San Antonio? You bet. Got an ex wife in prison. She committed murder. Her asre got 55 years.


I miss my Father. I miss the ability to ask WTF?

I had an Arkansas side piece when I was a young lad. After a few trips down with her hot friends, she made a trip down with her mother and just showed up at my house.
I had to tell her and mom to get lost.

Single mothers and their daughter(s)....


Double Eve

Locker room talk rules!!

Grasshopper be all, "No way I'm giving up 1/2 my homemade furniture or my fine art!"

Grasshopper who did your old lady kill? Why did she do it? Did he have it coming? Did she ever try to hurt you? Spill the tea brother.

I have a ex wife like that she’s bundles of fun . Blonde hair blue eyes , batshit crazy and loves to throw hands with the best of em .

Oh No. It was a gigantic deal in Bell County. I'd rather stay anomalous'. Privacy to the family.


But I'll tell you this. I'm still breathing. There's a cute lady at the bank. I don't see a ring on her hand. I bet she'll spark up life.


Here we go again. As long as she doesn't shoot at me or randomly pull a knife. I'm good. I got needs myself.

Hold the phone … so you had a shot at the mom and daughter combo aaaaand you turned it down ? I’m just trying to get that story straight

In this case renting's cheaper than buying.

Well, the mortgage payment can be a pain.

I recommend both. Get all sides of the plate.

It all taste the same.

It all taste the same ? That’s like saying pulling out is 100% effective !

Hey. Remember, we're talking about your, 'Friend'. The dude paying for the Uhaul.


Let's not loose focus.


How big of Uhaul is this? What stupid a$$ junk is she emotionally attached to. Enough to haul that craap to your house?


Hire some Mexicans. Take care of your back. Your spine. The bones that keep you upright.

Oh he’s old he’s definitely not doing the physical part of the moving . And idk he is still radio silent . My moneys on he’s either dead or it’s a dude and he’s too embarrassed to come out of the closet .

Clock is a ticking. Show yourself.

Wait... Where is Hop again?

I don't know the guy. From my understanding. Y'all ran him off or he's dead.


Y'all speak his name in rememberance.