If there was video of the guy waving a gun around while popping up in bed. His old lady jumping to the floor like Vietnam just walked in the bedroom.


As she watches the hubby dream about taking down terrorist.


This post wins the most American post of the year on TFF.

Put the gun away. If I need to keep a loaded fire arm near me while I sleep, its time for me to move. Each to it's own, but I never understood keeping a loaded weapon laying around the house. This a recipe for a disaster.

My coffee cup is unloaded. That's good enough.


Wait. Is it my cup or the fudd gun(?) I lost count.


Slap, pull, observe, release, and tap. Yeah, it doesn't work on the coffee cup. Makes a mess.

I have a glock in my nightstand, a machete standing just inside my beds frame, an over-under shotgun and an AR with-in a couple steps. I'm ready for any drunk neighbors.

There's a S&W 642 next to the bed. Loaded with the most evil of rounds. 38special low recoil, women rounds. You know, so the recoil doesn't bother her.

On the other side of things. Oh Boy, they have very little penetrating power. Meaning they stick inside you and bounce around.


As for a shower gun. Nope not me. I keep a Cold Steel, plastic knife hanging up. Wouldn't want to shoot my pecker off while reaching for the bar of Irish Spring.

Can someone interpret schizophrenia talk for us?

Please stop trolling and derailing threads. Mr...it's an [censored]-salt rifle. Gun grab somewhere else.

Thanks.

The only thing derailing is your incoherent ramblings. I’m not sure you should even own a gun and I’m sorry to hear about you not having enough penetrating power.

I'm usually pretty coherent to talk thai, jive spirit world speak, but this guy is just a rambling bunch of word salad, but if anybody has burned down property he says he's interested in buying you out

here comes "The OT Dog Pile"

Attention ladies of the TFF.

Believe it or not, this man is single. He’s Very handy and has a steady paycheck on the 1st of every month. You could spend the night snuggling on a loveseat he found in a dumpster while watching Pretty Woman (1990) and end up on his twin mattress with no box spring that he keeps in the living room. Unfortunately, he doesn’t believe in HVAC, so if you get too uncomfortable, you could leave with his fat best friend and just come back when he’s done repairing your ‘87 dodge.

Seems like a solid interpretation.

Lololol



Some guy post about grabbing a gun in his sleep. Almost killing his wife and y'all make it about me.



Lmfao.



I don't want your woman Ghost. Oh hell No. Its hilarious how much I live in your head.

yup