No....like doing something with her lover, the car ends up wreaked type deal. Complete total. I didn't give a damn what her imbecile self did. My kids rode in that car. That's why I bought the thing.

Again, what's the worse that could happen? 30 years?

Her new husband found out. He got her a Crown Vic. She even tore that up. Three hubcaps is how you could spot her. They got divorced.


She now lives in San Antonio. Being the enemy of all things mechanical.

Doubled down on it.

Hey, she was old stock, German Texan. Her father could speak fluent German. Especially cussing in it. The most humble man I've ever encountered.

Her....I got two children out the deal and then I ran like hell. Ain't no Honda worth it. Not even with power seats. Nope.


RIP Honda. For your candle light got snuffed out before the last payment was made.

I dunno, the power seats would have a pretty strong draw I would have thought-

I was a nice car. "Was" being the catch word.

Did the OP ever say what the make/model was? I show my wife what replacement cost is in 10 years, basically what we have to set aside in cash to replace this new car in 10 years- it’s really ridiculous what people spend on vehicles but if the OP has it then spend it.

In your previous life? A VW Beatle maybe.

She also totalled a 1978 Monte Carlo I had installed a 396 in.

The pin holding the spider gears in rear end sheared in two. She sticks it in park. Gets out and the thing rolls down hill. Taking out a traffic light pole.

Why was she in my car? She tore hers up.

She didn't discriminate between makers. Chevy, Ford, Honda. They all got F'ed up.

I bet it was some wild sex though, she sounds passionate-

Uh No. She'd make me baloney sandwiches and would forget to take the plastic ring off the slices. Not once, but twice. She also went through eye glasses like no one else. Found one pair she lost. They were between the hood and core support on a F150. Smashed flat. No idea what she thought she was doing under the hood of my truck. Checking the oil? That's a why in the hell....

Sounds like your shoddy mechanic work was the problem.

I’m sure all your ex wives thought you were quite the catch though

Catch?

Yeah, one day my Father tells me, "Boy, we need to talk". We sit down at the kitchen table. "Your wife has been with someone". Meaning she slept with my father's freaking boss at the construction company. I didn't know exactly who until I got a job there. Then while I'm sitting in the back seat of a GMC four door years later. The Boss turns around and tells me it was him.

I couldn't hate the guy. She did it out of her free will. Kinda disgusted it had been him. He was a man-whore.


I'm telling ya'. High school sweethearts are the best.

Should of sent her down on D Street to generate a little extra income.