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 Re: Told her to make me breakfast
[Re: tmd11111]
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12/23/24 04:16 PM
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Crowbar
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Now, follow up with "You're holding the spatula wrong." 
Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading
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Re: Told her to make me breakfast
[Re: tmd11111]
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12/23/24 04:19 PM
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Grasshopperglock
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I triple dog dare you to buy one of those Martha Stewart, 2004 mugshot, kitchen aprons.
Put some effort in it. Box and wrap it. Use some nice wrapping paper.
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Re: Told her to make me breakfast
[Re: steveiam]
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12/23/24 04:21 PM
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tmd11111
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Your wife is beautiful my friend-
Merry Christmas! Thank you and Merry Christmas to you and your family
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Re: Told her to make me breakfast
[Re: tmd11111]
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12/23/24 04:24 PM
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Beak47
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My first wife-The Tasmanian Devil- was a redhead! scary
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Re: Told her to make me breakfast
[Re: steveiam]
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12/23/24 04:25 PM
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Bob Davis
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Your wife is beautiful my friend-
Merry Christmas! She is and knows how to cook obviously!  
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Re: Told her to make me breakfast
[Re: tmd11111]
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12/23/24 04:27 PM
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steveiam
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Your wife is beautiful my friend-
Merry Christmas! Thank you and Merry Christmas to you and your family
What has happed to you does not define who you are-
HOW you react to what happens to you DOES!
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Re: Told her to make me breakfast
[Re: Crowbar]
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12/23/24 06:11 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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Now, follow up with "You're holding the spatula wrong." that's her stabbing grip.
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Told her to make me breakfast
[Re: UGLYSHCTICK]
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12/23/24 07:04 PM
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tmd11111
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Now, follow up with "You're holding the spatula wrong." that's her stabbing grip. She shot 23 hogs out of a helicopter a few months ago and you want me to correct her grip. I may be crazy but I ain't stupid.
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Re: Told her to make me breakfast
[Re: tmd11111]
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12/23/24 07:07 PM
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Pat Goff
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Re: Told her to make me breakfast
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12/23/24 08:01 PM
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Hookem
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1:53 is what her watch says. I’d be pissed that she’s late.
Or is that her upper blood pressure number?
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Re: Told her to make me breakfast
[Re: tmd11111]
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12/23/24 09:09 PM
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Bass-N-Buck Master
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Ask her why is the bread plugged in.
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Re: Told her to make me breakfast
[Re: tmd11111]
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12/23/24 09:15 PM
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tech
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Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone elses.
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Re: Told her to make me breakfast
[Re: tmd11111]
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12/23/24 09:34 PM
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Dognot
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Re: Told her to make me breakfast
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12/23/24 10:51 PM
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JIM SR.
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Your wife is beautiful my friend-
Merry Christmas! dont see no ring,..?
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Re: Told her to make me breakfast
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12/23/24 11:11 PM
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T Bird
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Your wife is beautiful my friend-
Merry Christmas! dont see no ring,..? In most Western cultures, a woman's wedding ring is worn on her left hand JIM SR. As a Wingman your situational awareness is 
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