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 Re: Wits end...
[Re: Brian Spagnola]
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10/07/24 07:33 PM
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BAIT956
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Thank God Prune juice works for me. Best of luck in finding some relief Spags.
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Re: Wits end...
[Re: BAIT956]
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10/07/24 08:26 PM
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Brian Spagnola
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Thank God Prune juice works for me. Best of luck in finding some relief Spags. Lot's of things will help a little. One of the suggestions was a mixture of really warm prune juice and milk of magnesia. Oooooof that's a horrible combo.
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Re: Wits end...
[Re: Brian Spagnola]
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10/07/24 08:59 PM
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1ShotNoKills
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What about these colon flush clinics that are all the rage with the hippies on the west coast? I think there are a few in the big cities around here. I know next to nothing about them, but I think they hook you up to a garden hose or something and do an industrial class enema. Yeah they are places in DFW that do them but I don't smoke weed... HAHA. Ive looked into them but they just all seem like shifty places. What's shifty about a place that allows someone to stick a garden hose in your [censored] and turn it on?
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Re: Wits end...
[Re: Brian Spagnola]
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10/07/24 09:02 PM
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Mudshark
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If you had a bidet you could lube that log up if it’s trying to come out sideways and let it flume on out.
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Re: Wits end...
[Re: Mudshark]
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10/07/24 11:07 PM
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rj74955
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If you had a bidet you could lube that log up if it’s trying to come out sideways and let it flume on out. Lube wont hurt but probably Isn’t going to help much, it has to be the size of a calf by now. Chains and a tractor are the only thing pulling that out.
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Re: Wits end...
[Re: YEE_YEE]
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10/07/24 11:09 PM
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Minner Bucket
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You sir, are full of $hit…..literally!
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Re: Wits end...
[Re: rj74955]
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10/07/24 11:37 PM
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Westside.
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If you had a bidet you could lube that log up if it’s trying to come out sideways and let it flume on out. Lube wont hurt but probably Isn’t going to help much, it has to be the size of a calf by now. Chains and a tractor are the only thing pulling that out. 
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Re: Wits end...
[Re: Westside.]
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10/07/24 11:55 PM
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Sawhorse
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If you had a bidet you could lube that log up if it’s trying to come out sideways and let it flume on out. Lube wont hurt but probably Isn’t going to help much, it has to be the size of a calf by now. Chains and a tractor are the only thing pulling that out.
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Re: Wits end...
[Re: Brian Spagnola]
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10/08/24 12:07 AM
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txmasterpo
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Man I feel bad for you son...I got 99 problems but poopin ain't one
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Re: Wits end...
[Re: Westside.]
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10/08/24 02:21 PM
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Brian Spagnola
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If you had a bidet you could lube that log up if it’s trying to come out sideways and let it flume on out. Lube wont hurt but probably Isn’t going to help much, it has to be the size of a calf by now. Chains and a tractor are the only thing pulling that out. That sounds fantastic.
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Re: Wits end...
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10/08/24 02:31 PM
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YEE_YEE
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Re: Wits end...
[Re: Brian Spagnola]
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10/08/24 04:44 PM
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reeltexan
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have you tried cocaine for this?
"..The pleasantist angling is to see the fish
Cut with her golden oars the silver stream,
And greedily devour the treacherous bait.
Bill Shakespeare![[Linked Image]](http://s4.postimage.org/f0dhseas/P1120145.jpg)
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