“Last I heard there were a billion screaming Chinmen”, “there were”.

Where all the white women at ?

“I broke my own rule, I started to give a fu#k.”

I'm an excellent driver...

What a set of knockers !

MO

Is this a great country or what?

Good one!

"Gee Ricky, I am sorry your mom blew up"


"turd....double turd...!"


"He stuck his finger in your what???"


"any closer and I'll be behind you"

That’s all you got lady, two wrong feet and F’ing ugly shoes

I came here tonight, I didn't know what to expect. I seen a lot of people hate me and I didn't know what to feel about that so I guess I didn't like you much neither. During this fight, I've seen a lot of changing, the way you felt about me, and in the way I felt about you. In here, there were two guys killing each other, but I guess that's better than 20 million. I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!

Private Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Private Vasquez: No. Have you?

Ripley: Get away from her, you bitch!

"Whats a yute?"




"Son, your ego is writing checks that your body can't cash!"




"Anger, fear, aggression. The Dark Side are they."




"Scotty, I need warp drive in three minutes or we're all dead!"

The point bein' that, even in the contest between man and steer, the issue is not certain.

Peter Gibbons : So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson : What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons : Yeah.
Dr. Swanson : Wow, that's messed up.

Raspberry! Only one man would give me the raspberrry. Lonestar.