You may have forgotten the best one of all! "never trust a fart" Jack Nicolas, The Bucket List.

C'mon Charlie, don't stand in the sun like you aint got no sense.

I can eat 50 eggs.

Somebody back east is saying why don't he write?

At least we didn't get dressed up fer nuthin'

Squeal like a pig

What we have here is a failure to communicate

I was born a poor black child.


MO

"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a man, and I remove reason and accountability."

"I'll tell you this - any man that wouldn't cheat at cards for a poke don't want one bad enough!"

"I'll have what she's having."

"Ah ah ah ah, he we go! A-K forty sebin, the very best there is. When you absolutely positively got to kill every mother ****** in the room... accept no substitutes."

Flash backs of Bockscar and Grout Scout

Alright Alright Alright

What we've got here is failure to communicate...

There's two kinds of people, them goin' somewhere and them goin' nowhere.


You should read the Bible, Mr Rumson.
I have read the bible, Mrs Fenty.
Didn't that discourage you about drinking?
No, but it sure killed my appetite for reading.

The Sheriff is a near

Are you going to FN die on me Pyle?
The FN war will be over by the time we get there!

"Well, son, since you haven't learned to respect your elders, it's time you learned to respect your betters."