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04/19/24 08:58 PM
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YEE_YEE
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Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell [img] https://twitter.com/i/status/1781373546297749865[/img] Judge Juan Merchan doubles his gag order. “While it is Mr. Trump’s right to sleep through his trial, his snoring and farting will not be tolerated. Jurors and court personnel have the right to a noxious-free environment."
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Re: Farting
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04/19/24 09:07 PM
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YEE_YEE
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Re: Farting
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04/19/24 09:10 PM
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ReelBusy
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Re: Farting
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04/19/24 09:19 PM
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T Bird
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It's a natural bodily function.  
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Re: Farting
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04/19/24 09:47 PM
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Westside.
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Yesterday for lunch had a couple Nattyz and hot chicharrones, was ripping some heaters all afternoon
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Re: Farting
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04/19/24 10:27 PM
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mstring
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What's the definition of a fart?
A #urd honking for the right of way.
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Re: Farting
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#15051499
04/19/24 10:30 PM
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HasBen
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Sounds like a real credible news story.
“There’s no such thing as too much horsepower, just not enough traction”…..Carroll Shelby
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Re: Farting
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04/19/24 10:30 PM
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Patriot Guard Rider
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Re: Farting
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#15051501
04/19/24 10:31 PM
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Samsonsworld
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I fart all the time...can't let that stuff linger.
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Re: Farting
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04/19/24 10:36 PM
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reeltexan
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Tater crapped his pants right in front of the Pope.
He was late to one meeting, crapped his britches in the limo on the way, had to turn around go back and get cleaned up and changed.
"..The pleasantist angling is to see the fish
Cut with her golden oars the silver stream,
And greedily devour the treacherous bait.
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Re: Farting
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04/19/24 11:22 PM
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TexDawg
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Re: Farting
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04/20/24 12:21 AM
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Wylie Jeff
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Geez, if you hold a fart in- it will become a burp! EEEWWWW that taste!
Keep looking forward. That’s why windshields are larger than rear view mirrors.
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Re: Farting
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#15051582
04/20/24 12:34 AM
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MBradford
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Let's not forget the farting televangelist, Robert Tilton.
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