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Twin sisters get married #15029941 03/28/24 05:14 PM
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Conjoined twin Abby Bowling, now sharing a last name with her husband, reportedly got married in 2021.

Abby, who starred in the TLC reality show “Abby and Brittany” alongside her sister, married Josh Bowling, a nurse and U.S. Army veteran, public records show, according to TODAY.com.

https://dailycaller.com/2024/03/28/conjoined-twin-abby-hensel-tv-sister-married/


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Good for them.

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Does the husbands name happen to be Nick?


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Originally Posted by Chris B
Does the husbands name happen to be Nick?


fair question.


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"The 34-year-old conjoined twins teach fifth grade together..."


Is there anything they don't do together?


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Wait so they both married the guy or one did and the other is along for the ride?

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What happens if one decides they want a divorce?


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Originally Posted by grandbassslayer
Wait so they both married the guy or one did and the other is along for the ride?


it's not like she has a choice. there are far too many questions to understand this one.


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Don’t talk to me when you’re doing that.

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I read that on tour, Justin Bieber thought one of them was hot, so he had his security get them backstage. He ended up taking them back to his hotel so he could have relations with the one.

The other one apparently plays trumpet so in order to occupy her while he made love with the one, he got the trumpet playing one to play trumpet the whole time the other one was having relations with him.

When Justin announced his tour the next year, the one girl got all excited and told her twin that she wanted to go to the concert and try to get backstage again. The twin said, “Do you really think he’ll remember us?”

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Originally Posted by Sawhorse
I read that on tour, Justin Bieber thought one of them was hot, so he had his security get them backstage. He ended up taking them back to his hotel so he could have relations with the one.

The other one apparently plays trumpet so in order to occupy her while he made love with the one, he got the trumpet playing one to play trumpet the whole time the other one was having relations with him.

When Justin announced his tour the next year, the one girl got all excited and told her twin that she wanted to go to the concert and try to get backstage again. The twin said, “Do you really think he’ll remember us?”


Didn't even need a rehab start did you? roflmao


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During the wedding, did he have to repeat the vows twice?

And did he just kiss one, or both?


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Just glad they are able to have a happy life. Isn't that what most of us hope for?

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So does one sister get access to the kitty on even days and the other on odd days? Asking for Nick.


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What about the conjoined males and only one of them is gay ?
That would be a really tough life

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glad they get to live a life they seem to enjoy even with the hardships that have to come with being conjoined.

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Slow news day?

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Originally Posted by Sawhorse
I read that on tour, Justin Bieber thought one of them was hot, so he had his security get them backstage. He ended up taking them back to his hotel so he could have relations with the one.

The other one apparently plays trumpet so in order to occupy her while he made love with the one, he got the trumpet playing one to play trumpet the whole time the other one was having relations with him.

When Justin announced his tour the next year, the one girl got all excited and told her twin that she wanted to go to the concert and try to get backstage again. The twin said, “Do you really think he’ll remember us?”


So good to see you back from vacay! roflmao roflmao


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So, is polygamy legal in Minnesota?


The article says they share organs below the waist . . . hmmmm, there is only part of the large intestine below the waist.


Does the groom consider this his own personal freak show? Honeymoon night is really all about getting your freak on !


This well is bottomless.


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Originally Posted by RayBob
So, is polygamy legal in Minnesota?


The article says they share organs below the waist . . . hmmmm, there is only part of the large intestine below the waist.


Does the groom consider this his own personal freak show? Honeymoon night is really all about getting your freak on !


This well is bottomless.

Seems really awkward but its all the know

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So...if they are having relations and the non married sister moans, is it going to be awkward? Is this going to be one of those sister wives things?

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Can he have a secret affair with her sister ?

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So if the other twin doesn't consent to having relations and they do it anyways couldn't the husband be charged with rape? What a weird situation.

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If I was marrying conjoined, I'd rather have two bottom halves than top.

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If there is a divorce, do you owe 2x alimony?


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If have kid, three parents?

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Originally Posted by Westside.
If have kid, three parents?

roflmao

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Originally Posted by Westside.
If have kid, three parents?


Yes. If you read the article, one of them said "we are going to be mommies".

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So what if one finger blasts, is that incest?

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Originally Posted by Westside.
So what if one finger blasts, is that incest?

I’d like to answer your incest question but I don’t know what a finger blast is. Would you please elaborate? TIA

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Originally Posted by Sawhorse
Originally Posted by Westside.
So what if one finger blasts, is that incest?

I’d like to answer your incest question but I don’t know what a finger blast is. Would you please elaborate? TIA

New one on me also-

Not that I even COULD finger anything-


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Originally Posted by Westside.
So what if one finger blasts, is that incest?

Dude are you 12?

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Originally Posted by Westside.
So what if one finger blasts, is that incest?

Now we’re getting somewhere.

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Originally Posted by grandbassslayer
Originally Posted by Westside.
So what if one finger blasts, is that incest?

Dude are you 12?


My name is not dude, but yes, you can choose to be an old , pot licking on your schedule?

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Originally Posted by Westside.
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So what if one finger blasts, is that incest?

Dude are you 12?


My name is not dude, but yes, you can choose to be an old , pot licking on your schedule?

You got Duded. roflmao

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There a couple of degenerates in here that wood.


Originally Posted by Westside.
I hate everything
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Originally Posted by Westside.
Originally Posted by grandbassslayer
Originally Posted by Westside.
So what if one finger blasts, is that incest?

Dude are you 12?


My name is not dude, but yes, you can choose to be an old , pot licking on your schedule?

Ok dude what should I call someone talking about finger blasting a young lady? And I’m definitely not old, born in the 80s….

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Originally Posted by Kentucky
What about the conjoined males and only one of them is gay ?
That would be a really tough life



roflmao


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If they get divorced, does he have to give 2/3rd's?


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Just so many questions. I wouldn’t know where to start.


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From the picture, it seems like the heads are the only thing they have two of. Everything else is probably normal.

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Originally Posted by Gusick
From the picture, it seems like the heads are the only thing they have two of. Everything else is probably normal.


The spine is definitely not normal.


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If she/they gets pregnant and has morning sickness, will she/they puke out of both mouths?


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And I don’t know why you guys are acting like you wouldnt tap that

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Originally Posted by Nickbyrd
And I don’t know why you guys are acting like you wouldnt tap that


Why, so I could disappoint two women at once

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Originally Posted by Nickbyrd
And I don’t know why you guys are acting like you wouldnt tap that

Bucket list

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And I don’t know why you guys are acting like you wouldnt tap that

Bucket list

Separate Hot twins, Not single twins.


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wonder which head is better

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Originally Posted by SkeeterRonnie
wonder which head is better

I see what you did there,twisted but still funny!


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Originally Posted by Kentucky
What about the conjoined males and only one of them is gay ?
That would be a really tough life

I showed your post to my neighbor and asked what he thought about that scenario.

He said that for the non-gay one, a 7 minute session would involve 6 minutes and 50 seconds of pure agony, followed by 10 seconds of really confusing joy.

I have no idea what the heck he was talking about and he shut his garage door before I could ask him what he meant.

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Originally Posted by Sawhorse
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What about the conjoined males and only one of them is gay ?
That would be a really tough life

I showed your post to my neighbor and asked what he thought about that scenario.

He said that for the non-gay one, a 7 minute session would involve 6 minutes and 50 seconds of pure agony, followed by 10 seconds of really confusing joy.

I have no idea what the heck he was talking about and he shut his garage door before I could ask him what he meant.


I kinda want to have driveway beers with that guy

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Bump for new developments.

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I knew this would get blood flowing below the waist for Nick.

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Originally Posted by Westside.
roflmao

I think your earlier question has been somewhat answered, the other one just reads a book.

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roflmao

I think your earlier question has been somewhat answered, the other one just reads a book.

Bieber had her play the trumpet.

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roflmao

I think your earlier question has been somewhat answered, the other one just reads a book.

Bieber had her play the trumpet.

What does that mean ?

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Originally Posted by rj74955
Bump for new developments.


Something new developed with me-


Just try and NOT visualize THAT!

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Questions:
1) Does each person (?) get a vote?
2) Does each have to get a driver's license?

Just curious.


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Originally Posted by Rayzor
Questions:
1) Does each person (?) get a vote?
2) Does each have to get a driver's license?

Just curious.

Your mind works a lot different than mine but these are excellent questions lol.
They cant go 10 and 2, that’s never going to work. They obviously have to decide who’s driving

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There are some pictures out there that can’t be posted here fyi. If a person doesn’t mind being watched really close, one of the sisters seems to be more fun than the other.

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Many, many years ago I dated a pair of regular twins. Identical twins, couldn’t tell them apart even with their clothes off.


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I just don't know that being married to a woman with 2 mouths is a good idea beyond the obvious

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And what happens when the other head decides to get married to someone else..... I belive at that point both husband's become gay

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I want one to swallow and the other to spit ....... I'd pay money.


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Originally Posted by WAWI
I just don't know that being married to a woman with 2 mouths is a good idea beyond the obvious



One of your most cogent statements ever posted here.


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Originally Posted by rj74955
There are some pictures out there that can’t be posted here fyi. If a person doesn’t mind being watched really close, one of the sisters seems to be more fun than the other.

^That’s just good investigative reporting right there. Thank you RJ!

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Originally Posted by WAWI
I just don't know that being married to a woman with 2 mouths is a good idea beyond the obvious

“…beyond the obvious”…Twice the morning breath?

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Originally Posted by Sawhorse
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I just don't know that being married to a woman with 2 mouths is a good idea beyond the obvious

“…beyond the obvious”…Twice the morning breath?

roflmao

Two mouths and only one 'dad gum thing'. So many questions, so little time.


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Originally Posted by Bob Davis
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I just don't know that being married to a woman with 2 mouths is a good idea beyond the obvious

“…beyond the obvious”…Twice the morning breath?

roflmao

Two mouths and only one 'dad gum thing'. So many questions, so little time.



Yes, I have a buncha questions too. Most inappropriate.


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Originally Posted by Sawhorse
Originally Posted by WAWI
I just don't know that being married to a woman with 2 mouths is a good idea beyond the obvious

“…beyond the obvious”…Twice the morning breath?

roflmao

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so did the non married one have to close her eyes during the honeymoon consummation?


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Who works the legs?


From what I understand, one person controls the right arm and leg, and the other person controls the other side. It is supposed to be quite an effort for them to walk.


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Originally Posted by machinist
Many, many years ago I dated a pair of regular twins. Identical twins, couldn’t tell them apart even with their clothes off.


You dated a twin and saw each one naked? Man, a real "menage a twin."

I dated a twin in junior high. At first, I had a very hard time telling them apart. Later, I could easily do so. The one I dated was slighter of build, shorter and much more reserved.


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Originally Posted by Rayzor
Originally Posted by machinist
Many, many years ago I dated a pair of regular twins. Identical twins, couldn’t tell them apart even with their clothes off.


You dated a twin and saw each one naked? Man, a real "menage a twin."

I dated a twin in junior high. At first, I had a very hard time telling them apart. Later, I could easily do so. The one I dated was slighter of build, shorter and much more reserved.

I could not tell them apart clothed or unclothed. They were within a pound of each other exactly the same height. I put there initials in each ones palm one night and tried 3 times to tell which was which I got it right 1 time. They had totally opposite personalities. One was a party animal. If she couldn’t find a party she would start one. The other was just happy curled up on the couch reading a book. The kicker to the whole deal was their Grandparents moved to assisted living and gave the two their house when the girls were seniors in high school.


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Doesn't apply here, but

Identical twins . . . aren't.


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Originally Posted by machinist
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Originally Posted by machinist
Many, many years ago I dated a pair of regular twins. Identical twins, couldn’t tell them apart even with their clothes off.


You dated a twin and saw each one naked? Man, a real "menage a twin."

I dated a twin in junior high. At first, I had a very hard time telling them apart. Later, I could easily do so. The one I dated was slighter of build, shorter and much more reserved.

I could not tell them apart clothed or unclothed. They were within a pound of each other exactly the same height. I put there initials in each ones palm one night and tried 3 times to tell which was which I got it right 1 time. They had totally opposite personalities. One was a party animal. If she couldn’t find a party she would start one. The other was just happy curled up on the couch reading a book. The kicker to the whole deal was their Grandparents moved to assisted living and gave the two their house when the girls were seniors in high school.


Please explain how you saw both girls naked. Was it buy accident or design?


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Originally Posted by Rayzor
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Originally Posted by Rayzor
Originally Posted by machinist
Many, many years ago I dated a pair of regular twins. Identical twins, couldn’t tell them apart even with their clothes off.


You dated a twin and saw each one naked? Man, a real "menage a twin."

I dated a twin in junior high. At first, I had a very hard time telling them apart. Later, I could easily do so. The one I dated was slighter of build, shorter and much more reserved.

I could not tell them apart clothed or unclothed. They were within a pound of each other exactly the same height. I put there initials in each ones palm one night and tried 3 times to tell which was which I got it right 1 time. They had totally opposite personalities. One was a party animal. If she couldn’t find a party she would start one. The other was just happy curled up on the couch reading a book. The kicker to the whole deal was their Grandparents moved to assisted living and gave the two their house when the girls were seniors in high school.


Please explain how you saw both girls naked. Was it buy accident or design?


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Originally Posted by machinist
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Many, many years ago I dated a pair of regular twins. Identical twins, couldn’t tell them apart even with their clothes off.


You dated a twin and saw each one naked? Man, a real "menage a twin."

I dated a twin in junior high. At first, I had a very hard time telling them apart. Later, I could easily do so. The one I dated was slighter of build, shorter and much more reserved.

I could not tell them apart clothed or unclothed. They were within a pound of each other exactly the same height. I put there initials in each ones palm one night and tried 3 times to tell which was which I got it right 1 time. They had totally opposite personalities. One was a party animal. If she couldn’t find a party she would start one. The other was just happy curled up on the couch reading a book. The kicker to the whole deal was their Grandparents moved to assisted living and gave the two their house when the girls were seniors in high school.

That sounds better than hitting the lottery

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Originally Posted by Nickbyrd
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Originally Posted by machinist
Many, many years ago I dated a pair of regular twins. Identical twins, couldn’t tell them apart even with their clothes off.


You dated a twin and saw each one naked? Man, a real "menage a twin."

I dated a twin in junior high. At first, I had a very hard time telling them apart. Later, I could easily do so. The one I dated was slighter of build, shorter and much more reserved.

I could not tell them apart clothed or unclothed. They were within a pound of each other exactly the same height. I put there initials in each ones palm one night and tried 3 times to tell which was which I got it right 1 time. They had totally opposite personalities. One was a party animal. If she couldn’t find a party she would start one. The other was just happy curled up on the couch reading a book. The kicker to the whole deal was their Grandparents moved to assisted living and gave the two their house when the girls were seniors in high school.

That sounds better than hitting the lottery


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Originally Posted by hopalong
so did the non married one have to close her eyes during the honeymoon consummation?



Do they both "get off" at the same time? Questions?????????


I actually feel kinda sorry for the one with the offset head . Does she get cricks in her neck?


Do they share soft serve ice cream cones?


How often does one head weave and the other bobs and they bump heads?


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Questions?

Do they coordinate their lipstick colors and other makeup?


They look kinda "wide" , wonder if they stretch out the waistbands of their pull up clothes?


Did they ever attempt to play soccer?


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Originally Posted by SkeeterRonnie
wonder which head is better

I wanted to get a visual of what they looked like on X and saw more than I wanted looks like they tag team.

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wonder which head is better

I wanted to get a visual of what they looked like on X and saw more than I wanted looks like they tag team.


Speaking of head, another great question
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Y'all are gonna pizz off that grandslayer whiner

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Originally Posted by Westside.
Y'all are gonna pizz off that grandslayer whiner

I’m not mad…😘

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Y'all are gonna pizz off that grandslayer whiner

I’m not mad…😘
Can you imagine their success with FFS , one eyes the screen, one casts!

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Bumping this up because someone left the bunker exit door open again.

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Questions?

Do they coordinate their lipstick colors and other makeup?


They look kinda "wide" , wonder if they stretch out the waistbands of their pull up clothes?


Did they ever attempt to play soccer?

roflmao

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