Accessorized Rifle

I thought it was Armadillo Rifle

I have a funny black chopper story.

Time frame is semi-important on this story. The short version here: About 12 years ago I was on a hunting lease (6000ac.) and it bordered up with my west fence but sent for 3+ miles down my county road. At the time I was vice-president and secretary of said club. It was late Aug. or early Sept and guys were out putting up stands and searching out stand spots when a new member happened upon a pot grow. 3000 plants or so complete with irrigation lines, gasoline powered water pump sourcing out of the creek, couple of tents, etc.

This all happened on a Saturday. I found out that day and assumed the popo would sit on it and try to bust the guys behind it. Well, it was on the Monday AM news here locally so my guess is that some county officials were in on it because no chain of command was ever sought. All that happened was a pull and burn operation. So here is the black helo part:

Mrs RayBob was into the fitness thing so she would run on our place mainly on our drive that is about 900 feet long with some mild grade to it. So here she is jogging along with head phones in, music blaring, when she hears something and notices tree tops blowing around. She looks up and low and behold the classic black chopper hovering over her and my garden area at about 200' or so. Guy was sitting in the side door (it was a HUEY) "observing". Freaked her out. I'm at work but she calls me a few minutes later telling me the story.

So there was a nutritionist that rounded in the ICU's whose hubby was a DPS agent type ... did odd jobs and under cover stuff for the state agency. I think at the time he was in a gang investigation unit. I called her and asked if Steve was up flying around in a chopper today and she said "Why, yes, he is" "How did you know this?".

Hmmmmmmmm !!!!!!!

I agree
The OP named the manufacturer
It wasn’t Armalite
But everyone calls it an AR

AR stands for “Arlington’s Rifle” because everyone in Arlington needs one due to the high crime.

That’s not near enough firepower for my hood

It can be very effective there too.

A-hole Remover

Good summary. Might add A-hole swine to that.

Im gonna use Armadillo Rifle from now on