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 Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 02:43 PM
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avid_basser
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This thread is living up to my expectations from this rowdy bunch. To the OP...you need to invest in some Poo-Pourri. Spray before you go. It will lubricate the walls and provide a fresh relaxing scent to calm your sphincter muscles. YOU'RE ALL WELCOME
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 02:45 PM
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DavidWhatley
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"Every man must live with the man that he makes of himself, and the better job he does at molding his character and improving his mind, the better company he will have."
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: H2O Seeker]
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02/03/23 02:45 PM
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CCTX
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Let me expand on the dilemma a little more. There is so little water in the bowl that most everything hits the areas of the bowl and only a little actually falls in the water. I could attach a picture if you really want me to.  Unless modified, fixed, or replaced this is a #1 toilet only. Stated another way....WORTHLESS. 
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 02:48 PM
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CCTX
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 02:49 PM
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avid_basser
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Yeah, you need more water. Nuff said.
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 03:10 PM
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fishmagnet
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That bowl requires a precision airstrike each and every drop.
Have you tried to adjust the tank valve to increase the depth of your pool?
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 03:15 PM
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Flyfisherman
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That bowl looks like you would leave a skid mark every time, but at least the lack of water would minimize the chances of getting splashed in your turd cutter by water when you drop missiles.
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 03:27 PM
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Maybe a funnel would help guide the projectile towards the water?
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 03:56 PM
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RipDaLips
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Check the fill tube in the tank. I bet it's either crimped, or positioned incorrectly so not flowing 100% into the overflow tube.
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 04:02 PM
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TxDanFishMan
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Just glad you sent the Before and not the After picture.
Slide right, coming in .... Fish On!
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 04:06 PM
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hopalong
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now the tank, that is the bowl.  what type flush valve is in it?
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 06:22 PM
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basically you have an indoor outhouse.
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: Flyfisherman]
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02/03/23 07:16 PM
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That bowl looks like you would leave a skid mark every time, but at least the lack of water would minimize the chances of getting splashed in your turd cutter by water when you drop missiles. Gives him something to aim for when he pees
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 08:28 PM
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lconn4
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Wipe toilet bowl with sunflower butter between carpet bombings.
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 09:50 PM
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Not trying to gloat (or bragging), but the one I just flushed was really impressive. You know that vacuum-followed-by-explosion a fat guy makes when doing a cannonball? It did do that…but still wooshed away like it was nothing.
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