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Re: Toilet tank [Re: CCTX] #14618340 02/02/23 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by CCTX
Flush as the cargo leaves the station.
Time the handle so the torpedo fires immediately and directly toward Houston without pause so the chamber stays clear for additional launches.

Less odorous using this technique also.

I used to do this, I had the timing perfected and then one day one of those tiny little flip phones fell out of my hand and imbedded into the torpedo as both of them disappeared. I didn’t have time to grab either one of them.

Re: Toilet tank [Re: DavidWhatley] #14618345 02/02/23 09:53 PM
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lay in a big supply of rubber gloves.


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Re: Toilet tank [Re: CCTX] #14618346 02/02/23 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by CCTX
Flush as the cargo leaves the station.
Time the handle so the torpedo fires immediately and directly toward Houston without pause so the chamber stays clear for additional launches.

Less odorous using this technique also.


also prevents the multi flush propeller terds..
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Re: Toilet tank [Re: DavidWhatley] #14618400 02/02/23 10:26 PM
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Mine can't handle the turd and the toilet paper in the same flush. So the term "water saving" is actually a oxymoron.


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Re: Toilet tank [Re: TexDawg] #14618637 02/03/23 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by TexDawg
Originally Posted by UGLYSHCTICK
hang on old filet knife next to the toilet paper.

Originally Posted by fishmagnet
Use a large pair of plastic salad tongs to break up the large logs so everything can pass more quickly and uniformly down the pipe. cheers


What….the…… eeks

I was spring turkey hunting on a friend's ranch and had to skip the morning hunt due to a case of constipation. When I finally got the turd out it was one of those no wipe ones and twice as big as hole in the toilet. I went outside an got a stick. When I came in the house with the stick my friend's wife asked "what is the stick for". I said you don't want to know.


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Re: Toilet tank [Re: DavidWhatley] #14618662 02/03/23 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by DavidWhatley
I have a 1.28 gift toilet and the bowl doest have enough water in it for big jobs. It there a way to make the bowl hold more water?


The heck with all of that other stuff, what is a gift toilet?


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Re: Toilet tank [Re: DavidWhatley] #14618680 02/03/23 01:58 AM
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One of my toilets seems like it’s never going to flush and it’s all in slow motion.
There’s nothing that toilet won’t finish off in one flush.
The entire time it’s flushing I’m thinking this is not going to end well.
Kinda strange.

Re: Toilet tank [Re: DavidWhatley] #14618700 02/03/23 02:08 AM
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Flush twice, it's a long way to FJB's house.


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Re: Toilet tank [Re: RayBob] #14618772 02/03/23 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by RayBob
I keep a 5 gallon bucket of water next to the toilet for those bigger jobs.

I’ve tried that but it hurts my axis when I sit on the bucket plus I fell off the bucket twice now.

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Originally Posted by Stump jumper

Dear Penthouse Forum,
I was spring turkey hunting on a friend's ranch and had to skip the morning hunt due to a case of constipation. When I finally got the turd out it was one of those no wipe ones and twice as big as hole in the toilet. I went outside an got a stick. When I came in the house with the stick my friend's wife asked "what is the stick for". I said you don't want to know.

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Originally Posted by Topwater2
Flush twice, it's a long way to FJB's house.


I send him an obama daily. Usually in the morning after coffee.


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Re: Toilet tank [Re: DavidWhatley] #14618796 02/03/23 02:59 AM
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I should have never clicked on this thread.

Re: Toilet tank [Re: DavidWhatley] #14618818 02/03/23 03:22 AM
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Found it hard not to laugh while reading this and the reply



Re: Toilet tank [Re: Rayzor] #14618832 02/03/23 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Rayzor
Originally Posted by DavidWhatley
I have a 1.28 gift toilet and the bowl doest have enough water in it for big jobs. It there a way to make the bowl hold more water?


The heck with all of that other stuff, what is a gift toilet?

Opps. GPF, gallons per flush.


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Re: Toilet tank [Re: DavidWhatley] #14618837 02/03/23 03:48 AM
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Let me expand on the dilemma a little more. There is so little water in the bowl that most everything hits the areas of the bowl and only a little actually falls in the water. I could attach a picture if you really want me to. sick


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