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 Re: things that don't end well
[Re: hopalong]
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08/26/22 01:58 PM
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TexDawg
Top Dawg
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: Nickbyrd]
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08/26/22 02:57 PM
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avid_basser
TFF Celebrity
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Messing with electricity with the breaker on .
Trying to convince your wife sex will make the headache go away.
Trying to remove a wasp nest with anything less than a 12ft range.
Anything that starts with one or more of these phrases :
just one more beer,
hold my beer
, we are out of beer ,
Those beer cans have been in my truck for a long time
it doesnt look that deep,
whens the last time you saw the game warden out here ,
shut up my wifes calling
Idk where that glitter came from
You and I must be long lost kin
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: hopalong]
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08/26/22 02:57 PM
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avid_basser
TFF Celebrity
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Had something like that happen last year. We were clearing out the flower beds in the backyard. Reached into a pile of plants and got triple tapped before I knew it.
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: hopalong]
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08/26/22 03:16 PM
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Posts: 13,602
Razorback
TFF Guru
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I stepped on a cow ant as a kid. Devastating pain at the time. I don't know how it would translate to pain level today, but I don't want to find out.
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: gar1970]
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08/26/22 03:23 PM
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Posts: 12,527
JIM SR.
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2022/08/full-60017-151263-20220826_082321.jpg) Learning to shoot my P.F.S shot myself in the thumb nail. Hurt so bad I almost  Sorry I had to laugh,...Been there and done that. as kids we made slingshots out of coathangers and rubberbands. we used marbles for ammo. Believe me they hurt your fingers and thumb..!! 
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: hopalong]
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08/26/22 03:23 PM
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Joined: Aug 2021
Posts: 1,928
Mulejockey1
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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just put my hand on the deck rail, forgot to look first.
yellowjackets hit me about 4 - 7 times in a nano second then they all died a horrible bug death.
big ole nest right where I put the hand.
I should know better.
whatcha'll got? If you think that is bad, just wait til a Ky boy tells you that yellow jacket hives are underground!  . Probably wasps. they are yellow/black, paper wasps but I call them yellow jackets. I'm an old and will name insects as I see fit, Okie dokie? ![[Linked Image]](http://www.epestsupply.com/images/bugs/paper-wasp.jpg) 
I prefer peace.But if trouble must come let it come in my time. So that my children may live in peace
Paine
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: Razorback]
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08/26/22 03:34 PM
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Kattelyn
Little Psycho Coffee
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Little Psycho Coffee
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I stepped on a cow ant as a kid. Devastating pain at the time. I don't know how it would translate to pain level today, but I don't want to find out. Teenager, but yes. I saw a bug crawling on the ground so I hopped on it and twisted to squish it. It managed to sting me through the sole of my shoes. Worst critter I've run into was resting my arm on an asp on the fence rail. ![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2022/08/full-36844-151270-texas_asp_1.jpg)
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: hopalong]
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08/26/22 03:39 PM
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Posts: 2,169
thrashfish
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: hopalong]
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08/26/22 03:44 PM
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Posts: 122,988
TexDawg
Top Dawg
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Top Dawg
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We used to get whacked by these little mofos while playing in the woods, the saddleback caterpillar, nasty burning sting ![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2022/08/full-9910-151278-ba184d38_125f_475a_b395_b301d9866fee.jpeg)
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: TexDawg]
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08/26/22 05:14 PM
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LoneStarSon
Private Dancer
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Private Dancer
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“Do these shorts make my butt look big”
“Yes” Well, why did you ask if you didn't wanna know, dawg? I’m the “yes” Sure...we all have our insecurities, Dawg...we don't judge here in the OT. It's a safe space 
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: Patriot Guard Rider]
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08/26/22 05:27 PM
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Posts: 4,937
Tommar
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
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This should be the winner, hands down! Hasn’t started well for sure. Gawd I hope it doesn’t get worse!
US Army and TXARNG 1984-2014
Gulf War 90-91
Iraq 2004-05
A'stan 2009
VFW Post Commander 2013-15
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: Tommar]
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08/26/22 05:29 PM
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Bigbob_FTW
Big Sprocket Bob
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Big Sprocket Bob
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This should be the winner, hands down! Hasn’t started well for sure. Gawd I hope it doesn’t get worse! here, hold my beer.
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: hopalong]
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08/26/22 05:30 PM
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YEE_YEE
TFF Guru
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: hopalong]
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08/26/22 05:38 PM
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Posts: 12,683
UGLYSHCTICK
TFF Guru
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Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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