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 Re: things that don't end well
[Re: hopalong]
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08/26/22 05:39 PM
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stroker46
Pro Angler
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stealing top secret infomation and puting it on bid! $$$$$$
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: hopalong]
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08/26/22 05:50 PM
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Posts: 5,033
gander
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OUCH!!! those BASTADAGES will send me to emergency room..
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: spazm09]
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08/26/22 05:52 PM
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gander
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Cowboy games for cowboy fans. 
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: hopalong]
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08/26/22 05:53 PM
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Posts: 13,111
MBradford
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Texas longhorns football season.
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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08/26/22 05:56 PM
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gander
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 This should be the winner, hands down! Hasn’t started well for sure. Gawd I hope it doesn’t get worse! here, hold my beer. We have not seen the worst of it for sure...saddle up
Last edited by gander; 08/27/22 10:53 AM.
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: Mulejockey1]
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08/26/22 05:59 PM
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gander
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Cowboy games for cowboy fans. just put my hand on the deck rail, forgot to look first.
yellowjackets hit me about 4 - 7 times in a nano second then they all died a horrible bug death.
big ole nest right where I put the hand.
I should know better.
whatcha'll got? If you think that is bad, just wait til a Ky boy tells you that yellow jacket hives are underground!  . Probably wasps. Probably correct...the ones that tear me up are above ground nests and I was told they are paper wasps..
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: MBradford]
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08/26/22 06:00 PM
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Hookem
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Texas longhorns football season. Longhorns*
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: hopalong]
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08/26/22 07:11 PM
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Posts: 2,242
Not2Old2Fish
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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Using walnuts to boost a ford's ecoboost.
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: hopalong]
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08/26/22 07:31 PM
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Posts: 7,590
Kentucky
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me in the attic telling my wife to hush cause i knew what I was doing ,,,, then falling thru the ceiling. That was a classic
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: hopalong]
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08/26/22 07:50 PM
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Posts: 20,181
Pat Goff
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Few years ago had to carry a infrared thermometer to see if it was safe to lip off. ![[Linked Image]](https://i.ibb.co/M9pbnPN/menopause.jpg)
Pat Goff Seadrift TX ![[Linked Image]](https://i.ibb.co/X48Kbbq/scooter-shallow.jpg)
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: hopalong]
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08/26/22 08:08 PM
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Posts: 10,533
Siberman
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Failing to make sure the electric fence was off before straddling it . 
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: hopalong]
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08/26/22 08:15 PM
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maximum
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As you're laying down in bed, and reach to turn off the
light, and notice a scorpion on the ceiling.
By the time you can find the light switch and turn it
back on, the scorpion isn't on the ceiling where you
saw it.
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: avid_basser]
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08/26/22 08:51 PM
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Posts: 10,758
Nickbyrd
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Messing with electricity with the breaker on .
Trying to convince your wife sex will make the headache go away.
Trying to remove a wasp nest with anything less than a 12ft range.
Anything that starts with one or more of these phrases :
just one more beer,
hold my beer
, we are out of beer ,
Those beer cans have been in my truck for a long time
it doesnt look that deep,
whens the last time you saw the game warden out here ,
shut up my wifes calling
Idk where that glitter came from
You and I must be long lost kin
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: hopalong]
#14460350
08/26/22 09:01 PM
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Posts: 20,181
Pat Goff
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Jellyfish swimming up your shorts while wade fishing is pretty low on the fun scale.
Pat Goff Seadrift TX
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Re: things that don't end well
[Re: Pat Goff]
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08/26/22 09:07 PM
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Posts: 56,608
RayBob
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Jellyfish swimming up your shorts while wade fishing is pretty low on the fun scale. 
Advice? Wise men don't need it. Fools won't heed it.
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