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Re: things that don't end well [Re: hopalong] #14459976 08/26/22 01:58 PM
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Nasty creatures

Re: things that don't end well [Re: Nickbyrd] #14460023 08/26/22 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Nickbyrd
Messing with electricity with the breaker on .
Trying to convince your wife sex will make the headache go away.
Trying to remove a wasp nest with anything less than a 12ft range.
Anything that starts with one or more of these phrases :
just one more beer,
hold my beer
, we are out of beer ,
Those beer cans have been in my truck for a long time
it doesnt look that deep,
whens the last time you saw the game warden out here ,
shut up my wifes calling
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Re: things that don't end well [Re: hopalong] #14460026 08/26/22 02:57 PM
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Had something like that happen last year. We were clearing out the flower beds in the backyard. Reached into a pile of plants and got triple tapped before I knew it.

Re: things that don't end well [Re: hopalong] #14460043 08/26/22 03:16 PM
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I stepped on a cow ant as a kid. Devastating pain at the time. I don't know how it would translate to pain level today, but I don't want to find out.

Re: things that don't end well [Re: gar1970] #14460053 08/26/22 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by gar1970
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Learning to shoot my P.F.S shot myself in the thumb nail. Hurt so bad I almost cry


Sorry I had to laugh,...Been there and done that. as kids we made slingshots out of coathangers and rubberbands.
we used marbles for ammo. Believe me they hurt your fingers and thumb..!! blush

Re: things that don't end well [Re: hopalong] #14460055 08/26/22 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by hopalong
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just put my hand on the deck rail, forgot to look first.

yellowjackets hit me about 4 - 7 times in a nano second then they all died a horrible bug death.

big ole nest right where I put the hand.

I should know better.

whatcha'll got?

If you think that is bad, just wait til a Ky boy tells you that yellow jacket hives are underground! yes. Probably wasps.



they are yellow/black, paper wasps but I call them yellow jackets. I'm an old and will name insects as I see fit, Okie dokie?


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Re: things that don't end well [Re: Razorback] #14460058 08/26/22 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Razorback
I stepped on a cow ant as a kid. Devastating pain at the time. I don't know how it would translate to pain level today, but I don't want to find out.


Teenager, but yes. I saw a bug crawling on the ground so I hopped on it and twisted to squish it. It managed to sting me through the sole of my shoes.

Worst critter I've run into was resting my arm on an asp on the fence rail.

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Re: things that don't end well [Re: Kattelyn] #14460061 08/26/22 03:36 PM
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Re: things that don't end well [Re: hopalong] #14460073 08/26/22 03:39 PM
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Re: things that don't end well [Re: hopalong] #14460085 08/26/22 03:44 PM
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We used to get whacked by these little mofos while playing in the woods, the saddleback caterpillar, nasty burning sting

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Re: things that don't end well [Re: TexDawg] #14460183 08/26/22 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by TexDawg
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“Do these shorts make my butt look big”

“Yes”

Well, why did you ask if you didn't wanna know, dawg?


I’m the “yes”

Sure...we all have our insecurities, Dawg...we don't judge here in the OT. It's a safe space grin

Re: things that don't end well [Re: Patriot Guard Rider] #14460192 08/26/22 05:27 PM
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Biden presidency

cheers

This should be the winner, hands down!


Hasn’t started well for sure. Gawd I hope it doesn’t get worse!


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Re: things that don't end well [Re: Tommar] #14460193 08/26/22 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Tommar
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Biden presidency

cheers

This should be the winner, hands down!


Hasn’t started well for sure. Gawd I hope it doesn’t get worse!


here, hold my beer.


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Re: things that don't end well [Re: hopalong] #14460198 08/26/22 05:38 PM
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