just put my hand on the deck rail, forgot to look first.

yellowjackets hit me about 4 - 7 times in a nano second then they all died a horrible bug death.

big ole nest right where I put the hand.

I should know better.

whatcha'll got?

Dang....That stings

Peeing into the wind.

Pee on it, that's supposed to take the sting out of everything, or so I've heard.

I went into a hysterical crying fit followed by blaming climate change/global warming, the jonas brothers, al gore, whoopi goldberg and all the ny football cheerleaders.

I feel much better now.

That’s getting things off the old chest

well it didn't work, I still look like an alpaca with my shirt off.

lol, Yeah, typically I'm of the mindset of, if you don't mess with me, I wont mess with you. But if you do mess with with me, then I'll go med-evil on your a$$. This warrants breaking out the hairspray and lighter, as wasp spray is too easy of a death for them.

Messing with electricity with the breaker on .
Trying to convince your wife sex will make the headache go away.
Trying to remove a wasp nest with anything less than a 12ft range.
Anything that starts with one or more of these phrases :
just one more beer,
hold my beer
, we are out of beer ,
Those beer cans have been in my truck for a long time
it doesnt look that deep,
whens the last time you saw the game warden out here ,
shut up my wifes calling
Idk where that glitter came from

“Do these shorts make my butt look big”

“Yes”

Well, why did you ask if you didn't wanna know, dawg?

I’m the “yes”

Cowboy games for cowboy fans.