Every Saturday I go to my parents house in Tyler. I drive down state highway 14 to get there. Halfway down 14 is a little clubhouse for the Cossack MC. Today, they seemed to be having a get together. Probably 200 bikes and a lot of tatted up dudes walking around looking tough. I wonder, what would happen if I dropped in and asked how they were doing? Hey man, can I have some BBQ?

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Try it and report back

As an icebreaker you could show them some of your gif’s. I’ll bet next thing you know they’d be handing you at least a two-meat plate.

I was wearing crocs and had a cooler full of koi from my Dad”s pond to deliver to a neighbor. Besides that, I didn’t have a gun at the time. Otherwise, I would have dropped in.

Take a case of beer and offer to swap for a plate of q. I suspect they would oblige

I’ve always wondered about that place. I think it says something to the effect of “original chapter” or “charter chapter”?

there is city fireman here that wear Cossacks MC Club colors.

I think this location and the Waco club split up after the Waco Twin Peaks shootout. They both do the whole 7 links in the chain thing though for the ones who got killed over some chicken wings.

Best way to break the ice is to start a conversation about the 1% patch. Maybe make your own to wear so that you'll fit in better.

If I didn’t have a cooler full of baby koi, I could have strutted in acting all bad assed, but baby koi don’t transport well in this heat.

When you walk into a place like that the first thing you want to do is yell Harley’s suck LOL.

Better make sure you bring the right beer wouldn't wanna make em' mad.

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I thought that was to be a Shriner.