Every Saturday I go to my parents house in Tyler. I drive down state highway 14 to get there. Halfway down 14 is a little clubhouse for the Cossack MC. Today, they seemed to be having a get together. Probably 200 bikes and a lot of tatted up dudes walking around looking tough. I wonder, what would happen if I dropped in and asked how they were doing? Hey man, can I have some BBQ?

https://cossacksmc1.com/

Try it and report back

As an icebreaker you could show them some of your gif’s. I’ll bet next thing you know they’d be handing you at least a two-meat plate.

I was wearing crocs and had a cooler full of koi from my Dad”s pond to deliver to a neighbor. Besides that, I didn’t have a gun at the time. Otherwise, I would have dropped in.

Take a case of beer and offer to swap for a plate of q. I suspect they would oblige

I’ve always wondered about that place. I think it says something to the effect of “original chapter” or “charter chapter”?

there is city fireman here that wear Cossacks MC Club colors.

I think this location and the Waco club split up after the Waco Twin Peaks shootout. They both do the whole 7 links in the chain thing though for the ones who got killed over some chicken wings.

Best way to break the ice is to start a conversation about the 1% patch. Maybe make your own to wear so that you'll fit in better.

If I didn’t have a cooler full of baby koi, I could have strutted in acting all bad assed, but baby koi don’t transport well in this heat.

When you walk into a place like that the first thing you want to do is yell Harley’s suck LOL.

Better make sure you bring the right beer wouldn't wanna make em' mad.

the first rule of ...

I thought that was to be a Shriner.

I just clicked the link. Those fellars must have a very lax HR department. They need to add some diversity on their leadership team and in the folks they bring on board...mix it up a little.

Mudshark at a biker clubhouse and this was the first thing I could think of.

I didn’t see any of them wearing a mask.

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.

"On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the [censored] out of all of you" Saint Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago."

That’s how you know the pic was taken the pre-pandemic.

Walk in there and start loudly singing….
The Stars at night!!!
Are big and bright!!!
…..

Everybody loves that song.

A guy I grew up with a guy high school, his dad was tied into the Cossacks. Everyone called him “Chief”… 4 of my buddies and I were at the river one day fishing, down from sand bar marina on River Road off HWY 42. Of the the guys with us had a pellet gun and he shot it as a car was coming down the road. He hit the car’s back glass and shattered the window. This woman gets out of the car and starts cussing Cody. We were down at the river so we had no clue what was going on. Cody comes back down the bank and throws the pellet gun in the river. About 5 minutes later, 5 or 6 bikers pull up. They were questioning us, hollering and what not about it and I didn’t know what the hell had happened. One of the biker’s had a bull whip wrapped around his shoulder, he took it off and started popping it around us. Scared the [censored] out of me for real. We weren’t but 16. One of them recognized my buddy Jamie, Chief’s son, and told everyone to get on their bikes and let’s go. When they left, we hauled [censored] and told Chief what had happened and described the guys.. the guy with the bullwhip was “Spaz” and another guy they called him “Chickenhawk”… that’s all I remember Chief telling us. As soon as we finished describing everyone, he picked up the phone and called someone, got on his bike and left. He came back about 3 or 4 hours later. We never asked what happened and he never said a word to us.

Now that’s a story!

I never felt the need to join a gang.

They look like a good group of guys that like to travel and shoot the bull... I bet their college football pools are a hoot... Dan

I reviewed the site. Looks like they have a bone to pick with the other group and spend their days in a pissing contest.

Pintail- “Chief” probably went and paid for a window.

A guy I used to work with was one of the Bandidos involved in the Waco deal. When I saw him in the news I was surprised, he was one of our IT dorks, times change I guess. Another more recent co worker quit and became a full patch Cossack a couple of years ago, one could see it in him. I talked to him last week, he is enjoying life and has no job. Says he is taken care of.

Oh he has a job. Just not one that is legal. Let him make a big mistake. He'll be taken care of alright.
Did you ask him if it was fun being a punk for a year so he can hang out with the cool kids?

I'm uncomfortable with the concept of matching jackets, I just dont think it's for me.

And there's that.

I’ll let Rip handle them.

Was on a benefit ride in Amarillo in 2014 and one of the stops was at the Boozfighters clubhouse. I had no idea that club was still around nor that they had a chapter in Amarillo.

Saw a group of them at an Allsups in Wickett getting gas recently.

They're all around, no big deal, much ado about nothing

Get one of these Honda Cubs, dress all in leather and make sure "Harley Davison" is stamped, patched or decaled on everything you own. Put a loud stereo on your bike and pull up with "Born to be wild" playing full blast. They will accept you as one of their own.

I joined a gang many years ago, we call it a bass club. Nobody suspects a thing.

Rawhide would win them over for sure

A bunch around fort worth, see them all the time

Chula Chasers too, I've had three as neighbors over the years lol

Same, that is until I clicked the Mudshark link.

That’s how things should happen, business taken care of and nobody needs to speak on it again.

World would be a better place

They show up, at our VFW, every once in awhile. (passing thru)
They've never caused any trouble. I guess, they show some respect for Vets.
I've spoken to many of'em. Never had a problem.

They passed me in Weatherford last week.

Good Luck,
Bozz

Invite them to Twin PEAKS.

just like any other gang... when they are by themselves, they don't say [censored].

I’d join if I could ride in a sidecar while drinking beer and taking in the scenery.

I don’t know what’s worse, those loud azz bikes that will give you a heart attack at the street light or those crotch rockets that will give you a heart attack going 75 on I35.

Like a boss...

Hey Boyyyyys???

You just need to go in there and show them you're a bad @ss. They'll welcome you like one of their own.

They have a clubhouse/ chapter in Alvarado. Talked to one or two in passing there just normal people as far as I’ve gathered . Most bikers are all good . The banditos are pretty rough but that’s a story for another time .

I wish I was a Motar

I see the local Cossacks out on rides fairly regularly. A couple months ago the Greenville/Hunt County group were having a big gettogether just South of town. Something must have been going down because Hunt County SO, DPS and ATF coordinated a raid.

I've been around a few different "groups" in my adventures. You'd be fine.....and you'd know real fast when you stepped over the line.

We've got a pretty solid MC crowd here in WF. I don't know if we've got a Cossack chapter but I see them the Bandido's and Booze Fighters on the reg.

Shortly after the Waco deal several years ago, I was driving with the family, along side a group, of "bikers" and got into a wild road rage deal that ended up in a parking lot with them surrounding our car yelling they were 1%'s and were going to kill us, as they were taking pictures of our ride. I saw that so I snapped a few of them..... It got almost to the point of me shooting one and running over another but they tore off when they heard sirens right before the cops showed up. Wife had been on the phone with 911 for probably 3-4 minutes before they finally blocked us in.

A day or two later, talking to a friend who knows some actual 1% guys you don't want to be cross with, got ahold of my pictures, and said they were not part of their organization and would be dealt with. Similar to pintail, I let it go, and never asked. With that, I've never seen any of those motorcycles or guys here in WF since.... Bikes unique enough even someone who doesn't know motorcycles would recognize.