Id move to the ranch in Wyoming and no one would ever hear from me again. I’m already trying to figure out how I can do that now.

1. GoPro to document Westside’s weekend adventures
2. Hire Nickbyrd to be my full tome prank monkey
3. Buy a company that has all union employees, immediately fire the union people, close the business, and burn the building to the ground while flipping the bird to the union losers
4. Hire Dan Castellaneta to shadow me and narrate everything that happens during my day in the voice of Homer Simpson

I’m sure there are other important ways to blow through my money, but those are the first 4 purchases I can think of

So....you’d move to Southern California?

I’d move next to WAWI and buy a really nice stereo playing “The eyes of Texas” 24/7.

I wouldn't move anywhere, I would relocate with the weather. But I would like to poop in a street once and not be afraid of getting arrested.

If you could expedite that, that would be great.

C’mon man

I would blow it in a month or two then be back at work. I am very good at mismanaging money.

Some years back there was a "small" place in west Texas that I dreamt about a lot. Seem to remember that it was about 112,000 acres.