Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.

did your parents have any children that lived?

Hard to beat that one!

Luke: I'm not afraid

Yoda: Oh but you will be.

"Dock that #(!$& a day's pay for nappin' on the job"

"Can't you see that man is a...."

"We all owe Gabby Johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said! I'm particularly glad that these children could hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish....." That Mel Brooks could come up with some good ones.

Of course the most famous line when you walk up to the urinal.

The Dude Abides

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

Gus McCrae Lonesome Dove

I won’t say I did and I won’t say I didn’t, but I will say that a man who wouldn’t cheat for a poke don’t want one bad enough

He got a daddy named Forrest too.

" To God there is no Zero....I still Exist" ( The Incredible Shrinking Man )

Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week, no matter what. Business bad? F*** you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? F*** you, pay me.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat!"

Even the YouTube peeps got it wrong.

Life is tough, even tougher when your stupid.