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Re: Bidet [Re: JacksonBean] #13484802 03/23/20 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by JacksonBean
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roflmao No. But your are directing a stream at your nasty anus mixing the brown stuff into the liquid that is spayed on your butt, and the toilet.



I’m trying to grasp what you’re imagining but struggling here. There is no brown. You’ve done an initial pass and any brown has been flushed down. Now you hit a button and a magic wand extends outward from the back underneath but behind your tailpipe and shoots a powerful stream of FRESH water right where you need it. This goes on for minutes and then you can use the dryer, TP or both. Since you’re having trouble “seeing it” in your minds eye Bob, I went home and dropped a deuce and filmed the entire process on my phone so you could see it firsthand.

Stay tuned......



roflmao Ok, nevermind Jackson. I get the picture enough. roflmao


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Re: Bidet [Re: SheldonS] #13484809 03/23/20 11:38 PM
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Dang it Bob!

Your emergency new patient exam is going to involve a surprise video!

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Re: Bidet [Re: RATZ] #13484814 03/23/20 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by RATZ
I thought this was about Biden just misspelled. Guess they both end in the same place.

Yeah... where has SJB been, haven’t seen him in several days. sleep

Re: Bidet [Re: SheldonS] #13484835 03/23/20 11:59 PM
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Dig an old time outhouse and run a garden hose for water. Proper use of the facility is as follows: After dump is taken, give your private area a good dousing. Then duck walk outside with britches still hugging knees. Bare your crack to the wind and spread cheeks to hasten drying.

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