Probably not good for hemorrhoid sufferers.

Redneck bidet will work fine. AKA the water hose

Why would they not be legal? Its just a spray hose.

As someone who has suffered from hemorrhoids for years, it is EXCELLENT for them. No more having to wipe where it hurts. And the cool water really helps soothe. Its also amazing during those times of diarrhea as you don't end up with a raw butthole from having to wipe so much.

Where is the feces water coming from? Does your faucet put out feces water?

I had a guest who got curious and pushed the valve handle forward. Came back to the gathering with wet chest and sheepish grin.

I let the Warden read this thread, as neither of us have ever had the option of bidet'n.

We both looked at each other and said....Nope! lol

No. But your are directing a stream at your nasty anus mixing the brown stuff into the liquid that is spayed on your butt, and the toilet.

no way its clean

I thought this was about Biden just misspelled. Guess they both end in the same place.

Same goes for those Euro Electric blowdry hand dryers you see in some mens rooms. Nasty germ collectors. The air blows yours and everyone elses germs and bacteria up in your face. Like using a hose sprayer to blow piles of pooh off the streets of San Francisco. That nasty resultant water and spray has to go somewhere. You can be more localized in your approach with TP I think.

Enjoy it now!!! Wait till she late 40’s and menopause hits and she goes bat chit crazy, ask me how I know!!! Mine is nuttier than a porta John at a peanut festival!!!!!!

I’m trying to grasp what you’re imagining but struggling here. There is no brown. You’ve done an initial pass and any brown has been flushed down. Now you hit a button and a magic wand extends outward from the back underneath but behind your tailpipe and shoots a powerful stream of FRESH water right where you need it. This goes on for minutes and then you can use the dryer, TP or both. Since you’re having trouble “seeing it” in your minds eye Bob, I went home and dropped a deuce and filmed the entire process on my phone so you could see it firsthand.

Stay tuned......