if you are alright with what was hovering over it 5 mins earlier, I say go for it.

Its straight from the water supply, so very sanitary. The spray nozzle is shielded when not in use and they come with a setting to self clean by twisting the handle the other direction. It sprays the water with the shield in place and cleans the nozzle. It would be near impossible to actually get anything into the nozzle. Using a bidet is much more sanitary than wiping with toilet paper.

So what does one dry off with when task is finished?

I still use tp to pat dry. I use about 1/4 the amount as I would before the bidet. Overseas a lot of people use a small nad towel to dry and hang it there to dry for next time. Im very clean when Im done, but still prefer to use tp. If I were to run out of tp though, id have no problem using a washcloth to pat dry.

Installed mine on Friday. Sounds like I got the same one as Nathan. Like a kiss from a mermaid. I will never go without one again.

Sounds like the highlight of your day is getting turlet water shot up your buttcrack, all dentist that way?

Mine arrived on Friday but I was S.I.P. until today so I didn't go to the package center at the complex until this afternoon.

It took me all of 20 minutes to review the instructions, wrap the threads with the (supplied) teflon tape, and remove/install the bidet & reinstall the seat then hook up the waterline connections and check for leaks. The only hiccup was my toilet seat bolts had allen head capscrews (not you, hopalong) and I had to get out my handy-dandy set of Harbor Freight hex-head wrenches (inch-style, not metric) and find the one that fit.


Ten minutes later I had it all snugged down and tested for leaks and I squirted myself in the chest on the test squirt - this thing's got some power ! ! !
Will edit this post tomorrow morning after my morning S & S & S (or constitutional as my grandpa used to say).

are they now legal under city code?

Is there an ordinance that says they're not ?

I can’t speak about other dentists, but I can tell you there’s a soft blue LED glow welcoming you to the crapper every night and morning. It senses you approach and the lid magically opens. You sit down on the gently warmed seat (5 different levels) and do your business. Take one pass with TP if you wish (recommended if recent Mexican food, too much beer, etc) and select the rear cleansing spray. Oh yeah..... grab a flush if you wish at this point but don’t worry, the charcoal filtration system is at work pulling the air through the bowl and out the back of the unit after it’s been freshly deodorized. Now WHICH rear cleansing spray is really determined by what mood you’re in. Are you going to go with the basic stream, the spiral mode or the pulsating massage option? If you’re feeling really crazy do a combo. Don’t worry.... the water has been preheated and you can select which of the five intensity levels you wish. Too hard and you clam up which is counterproductive. I’m more of a level 3 kinda guy. After five minutes it shuts off but don’t worry..... you can keep hitting it over, and over, and over.... . Then comes the dryer mode where it blasts hot air on you for a few minutes and yes.... I know what you’re thinking.... it’s also heat selectable. After you’ve had enough time to make this post..... errrr.... I mean...... enough time to play on TFF, you can pat dry with some TP if you wish. Don’t worry..... every 24 hours it does a self cleaning by extending the wand and high pressure jets fire at it followed by a series of UV sanitation steps.

Is it the highlight of my day 21XS Elite? Gosh, I don’t know. I’m married to a really hot 40 year old blonde who’s at her sexual peak so let’s call it number two on the list.

I know. Same here. I just can't see how splashing feces water all over you and the turlet is oh so fresh and clean. Sure doesn't sound like a localized sanitary thing. Seriously.

I guess you’d just have to see it. No feces water. Fresh water out of the tap but fired at high temperature and pressure like at the car wash but this thing will peel the paint off your car.

Imagine peanut butter smeared on the hood of your car. Are you going to wipe it off with a dry cloth? Of course not. Well..., that’s what he meant by you can’t go back to TP. It’s just different. Far more hygienic.

Come take her for a spin. You have to seatbelt in your first ten times.

Damn Doc! Helluva sales pitch, I'll have one by the end of the week.Thank you sir!

I would not dare give too many details about this, but to make a long story short. Me a buddy of mine were seeing two sisters from a
very prominant family in Southern Oklahoma in the mid 70's.

Me and buddy of mine showed up half drunk to see these two pretty sisters. We both needed to pee really bad, they had a really big house and you guessed it a Bidet. Watching two drunk Oil Patch Boys trying to figure out how to piss in a Bidet was pretty dang funny.

I'm not going to say everything I did in life came out well, but one thing about it, I came by it honest.

How I made it this far I will never know!!!