C'mon man! Biden will seek creative ways to pander to the virus - it's his one skill.

Yep, corona symptoms don't include any stomach issues.

Hope their is a screening process in place for the thousands of military and families who PCS in from OCONUS every single day.

PCS-Permanet Change of Station
OCONUS- Outside the Continental United States

Coronabolanado

was that before or after he told how half the U.S. population was wiped out by gunfire?

They'll start canceling basketball games and concerts, too.

I dipped my Ebola cap in wax. I'm ready.

We might have to call in the team for a meeting. This might be a good virus to use your idea of reverse spinning pot belly pig blood to extract the Hemoglobin and mix it with 409. Then inject the solution into the infected persons jugular is a great idea.

407*

I dated a juggler once.

Better than dating a Juggalo!

What exactly isn't good. I read that the soldiers were unlikely to have coronavirus. I'm shocked at how much everyone is flipping out about this point. I think I read somewhere that there has been a total of 77,000 cases, granted might can't trust China, and 2,000 whopping cases reported worldwide outside of China. If that 2,000 number is true the women of East Texas pose more immediate threat to the metroplex than Coronavirus.

Meh. Today. DFW-LGA