I hate "Coolio"

‘So what you’re saying is...’

SMACK, right in the mouth! (In my mind.)
I will say immediately - .’No, I said what I said. Don’t put words in my mouth!’

‘LITERALLY’

I hate that. Your head did not just literally explode.

Paradigm

Do you even know what that means? Just say ‘example’!

It's cool.

Let’s “double click” on that..

Whatever

It's a giant!

"Pre-fish".

Calling certain parts of a gun "furniture".

I recken ya'll have two much free time!!!!!

“Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I mean, who knew?”

That does sound pretty irritating , ya know what I mean dude ?

Yah ! What he said !

I know right?
Dude, it's like if these guys started a band and needed to, like, pick a name they would probably choose,
like,
Geriatrica.
Know what I'm sayin'?

"Believe me". If you hear those two words, you can bet your azz it's a lie.

Family friendly version of a Carlin routine: