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Switch hitting for 60 billion
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01/09/19 06:39 PM
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Jpurdue
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The divorce thread got me wondering. Several guys say they would have no problem switch hitting for a bit to get 60 billion. Would you?
"Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley." -A.L. www.LunkerLore.com
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023617
01/09/19 06:49 PM
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Icepick
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Saying it and actually doing it...well, what's the old saying? Easier said than done? With that said... I'm not going to get ahold of that kinda bank unless I were to do something really bent. Besides, I could always find a way to slip stuff in food or drink that makes one impotent, uninterested, or both.
This thread needs more cowbell ...
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023625
01/09/19 06:56 PM
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1ShotNoKills
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$50k is my "bottom" dollar
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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01/09/19 07:03 PM
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BSanders
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
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01/09/19 07:03 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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Faster than Melania Trump could say "DAAAAAYUUUUUM you go girlie man !!!"
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023638
01/09/19 07:04 PM
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BSanders
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For $60 billion I would leave him wanting more!!
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: BSanders]
#13023664
01/09/19 07:26 PM
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BCBassCat
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For $60 billion I would leave him wanting more!!
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023681
01/09/19 07:42 PM
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bradnitro175
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BIG FAT BASS LIVES MATTER
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023683
01/09/19 07:43 PM
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PondFish
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#13023686
01/09/19 07:45 PM
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elcoyote, esq.
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$50k is my "bottom" dollar Shawty! Holla atcha boy
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023690
01/09/19 07:48 PM
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Frank the Tank
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Who in the world would do this?!?!
Jesus loves all of us
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023694
01/09/19 07:52 PM
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Urban Fisher
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I already emailed his office asking if he would like to go out to dinner this weekend.
Last edited by Urban Fisher; 01/09/19 07:52 PM. Reason: His wife already said no so this is my plan B.
Jane says I've never been in love - no She don't know what it is She only knows if someone wants her
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#13023702
01/09/19 08:01 PM
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Ghost4BH
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$50k is my "bottom" dollar Power?
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023708
01/09/19 08:09 PM
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TexDawg
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023712
01/09/19 08:15 PM
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RATZ
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Is this a one time deal or switch hitting for life?
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023713
01/09/19 08:15 PM
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steveiam
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I dont even want to entertain the thought- Not even gonna do the poll- Ewwwwwww!
What has happed to you does not define who you are-
HOW you react to what happens to you DOES!
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023720
01/09/19 08:19 PM
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2014NITROZ-7
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Worked with a man that said he would do Jerry on the star at half time of super bowl for a million.
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: 2014NITROZ-7]
#13023722
01/09/19 08:21 PM
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1ShotNoKills
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Worked with a man that said he would do Jerry on the star at half time of super bowl for a million. Did his name rhyme with dish4mass or gxcastermo?
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#13023724
01/09/19 08:22 PM
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Chris B
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$50 is my "bottom" dollar
I hate photobucket.
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023727
01/09/19 08:23 PM
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Duck_Hunter
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Keep in mind, they were married for 25 years.
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023750
01/09/19 08:44 PM
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Floon Swenson
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I wish that when you opened this thread up, Ram Ranch automatically started playing in the background. It would kind of set the mood. Maybe even sway some results.
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023754
01/09/19 08:45 PM
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Floon Swenson
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'Cause I'm thinking, as long as Bezos and I were at Ram Ranch, anything goes, right?
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023755
01/09/19 08:45 PM
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John175โฎ
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โDo not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men.โ -JFK
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023782
01/09/19 09:07 PM
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Uncle Zeek
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I log off for a half a day and look what happens . . .
"Decency is not news; it is buried in the obituaries --but it is a force stronger than crime" ~ Robert A. Heinlein Artim Law Firm, PLLC Estate planning & tax attorney 2250 Morriss Road, Suite 205, Flower Mound, Texas 75028 972-746-0758 mobile zac@artimlegal.com
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Uncle Zeek]
#13023801
01/09/19 09:28 PM
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elcoyote, esq.
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I log off for a half a day and look what happens . . . Without your sage advice and counsel, and left on our own, we all become deviant miscreants.
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023807
01/09/19 09:35 PM
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kdub#1
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Pitching or catching?
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: RATZ]
#13023809
01/09/19 09:35 PM
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Jpurdue
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Is this a one time deal or switch hitting for life? I guess as the OP I'm responsible for answering this question. I like many others now have the heebee jibees having given this the one minute of thought that I have. For arguments sake we are not talking for life, but we are not talking a one time thing either. "At least a few encounters."
"Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley." -A.L. www.LunkerLore.com
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: elcoyote, esq.]
#13023811
01/09/19 09:38 PM
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1ShotNoKills
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I log off for a half a day and look what happens . . . Without your sage advice and counsel, and left on our own, we all become deviant miscreants. And money hungry queers
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: kdub#1]
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01/09/19 09:44 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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Pitching or catching? mike keenan was already begging for softball players in another post
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#13023823
01/09/19 09:49 PM
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elcoyote, esq.
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I log off for a half a day and look what happens . . . Without your sage advice and counsel, and left on our own, we all become deviant miscreants. And money hungry queers That too
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023840
01/09/19 10:07 PM
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Gusick
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Is this a one time deal or switch hitting for life? I guess as the OP I'm responsible for answering this question. I like many others now have the heebee jibees having given this the one minute of thought that I have. For arguments sake we are not talking for life, but we are not talking a one time thing either. "At least a few encounters." He can kick you to the curb after a few encounters and not owe you a dime. You have to get married to get half his money. Half of his money isn't $60 billion anymore either, now it's $30 bill.
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023843
01/09/19 10:14 PM
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machinist
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I have a niece that plays for both teams for free
I fish on the edge and stay out of the middle
99 BassCat Jag w/225 Merc Optimax Retired TXU Outage Manager
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: kdub#1]
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01/09/19 10:17 PM
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Floon Swenson
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Pitching or catching? Are we doing sports analogies?
Last edited by Floon Swenson; 01/09/19 10:22 PM. Reason: Hmm...sports metaphors. Let's try that. I mean, let's try the word metaphor...not try "that".
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023871
01/09/19 10:46 PM
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Uncle Zeek
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I really think I'd rather marry her for the money, even if its only 30 billion.
"Decency is not news; it is buried in the obituaries --but it is a force stronger than crime" ~ Robert A. Heinlein Artim Law Firm, PLLC Estate planning & tax attorney 2250 Morriss Road, Suite 205, Flower Mound, Texas 75028 972-746-0758 mobile zac@artimlegal.com
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13023897
01/09/19 11:13 PM
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RATZ
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nevermind
Last edited by RATZ; 01/09/19 11:14 PM. Reason: That would end up as someones quote
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Uncle Zeek]
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01/09/19 11:13 PM
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Duck_Hunter
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I really think I'd rather marry her for the money, even if its only 30 billion. Same. She is hot enough without 30 billion.
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
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01/09/19 11:19 PM
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tmd11111
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Normally I'd say I've done more for less but not this time.
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#13024052
01/10/19 01:13 AM
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Ghost4BH
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Worked with a man that said he would do Jerry on the star at half time of super bowl for a million. Did his name rhyme with dish4mass or gxcastermo?
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: BSanders]
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01/10/19 01:45 AM
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butch sanders
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For $60 billion I would leave him wanting more!! couldn't have said it better myself of course you do it
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13024327
01/10/19 11:08 AM
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Fishspanker
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Let's have the women switch hit. Maybe Bezos ex hooks up with Tigers ex?
The Sheep who only fears the Wolf is eaten by the Shepherd.
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