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Switch hitting for 60 billion #13023594 01/09/19 06:39 PM
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The divorce thread got me wondering. Several guys say they would have no problem switch hitting for a bit to get 60 billion. Would you?

Would you switch hit for a time for 60 Billion?
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Votes accepted starting: 01/09/19 06:39 PM
You must vote before you can view the results of this poll.

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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13023617 01/09/19 06:49 PM
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Saying it and actually doing it...well, what's the old saying?
Easier said than done?
With that said...
I'm not going to get ahold of that kinda bank unless I were to do something really bent.
Besides, I could always find a way to slip stuff in food or drink that makes one impotent, uninterested, or both.


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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13023625 01/09/19 06:56 PM
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$50k is my "bottom" dollar

Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: 1ShotNoKills] #13023635 01/09/19 07:03 PM
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huh

Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13023637 01/09/19 07:03 PM
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Faster than Melania Trump could say "DAAAAAYUUUUUM you go girlie man !!!"


Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.

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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13023638 01/09/19 07:04 PM
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For $60 billion I would leave him wanting more!! laugh

Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: BSanders] #13023664 01/09/19 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by BSanders
For $60 billion I would leave him wanting more!! laugh



eeks

Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13023681 01/09/19 07:42 PM
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Ot has gone full homo


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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13023683 01/09/19 07:43 PM
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Prenup???

Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: 1ShotNoKills] #13023686 01/09/19 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 1ShotNoKills
$50k is my "bottom" dollar


Shawty! Holla atcha boy


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I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.



Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13023690 01/09/19 07:48 PM
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Who in the world would do this?!?!


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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13023694 01/09/19 07:52 PM
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I already emailed his office asking if he would like to go out to dinner this weekend.

Last edited by Urban Fisher; 01/09/19 07:52 PM. Reason: His wife already said no so this is my plan B.

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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: 1ShotNoKills] #13023702 01/09/19 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by 1ShotNoKills
$50k is my "bottom" dollar

Power?

Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13023708 01/09/19 08:09 PM
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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13023712 01/09/19 08:15 PM
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Is this a one time deal or switch hitting for life?


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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13023713 01/09/19 08:15 PM
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I don’t even want to entertain the thought-
Not even gonna do the poll-
Ewwwwwww!


What has happed to you does not define who you are-

HOW you react to what happens to you DOES!
Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13023720 01/09/19 08:19 PM
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Worked with a man that said he would do Jerry on the star at half time of super bowl for a million.

Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: 2014NITROZ-7] #13023722 01/09/19 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by 2014NITROZ-7
Worked with a man that said he would do Jerry on the star at half time of super bowl for a million.



Did his name rhyme with dish4mass or gxcastermo?

Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: 1ShotNoKills] #13023724 01/09/19 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 1ShotNoKills
$50 is my "bottom" dollar

huh


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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13023727 01/09/19 08:23 PM
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Keep in mind, they were married for 25 years.


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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13023750 01/09/19 08:44 PM
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I wish that when you opened this thread up, Ram Ranch automatically started playing in the background. It would kind of set the mood. Maybe even sway some results.

Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13023754 01/09/19 08:45 PM
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'Cause I'm thinking, as long as Bezos and I were at Ram Ranch, anything goes, right?

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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13023782 01/09/19 09:07 PM
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OMG

I log off for a half a day and look what happens . . .


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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Uncle Zeek] #13023801 01/09/19 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Zeek
OMG

I log off for a half a day and look what happens . . .


Without your sage advice and counsel, and left on our own, we all become deviant miscreants.


Team wolfs

Originally Posted by Allison1
I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.



Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13023807 01/09/19 09:35 PM
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Pitching or catching? bolt



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Originally Posted by RATZ
Is this a one time deal or switch hitting for life?


I guess as the OP I'm responsible for answering this question. I like many others now have the heebee jibees having given this the one minute of thought that I have. For arguments sake we are not talking for life, but we are not talking a one time thing either. "At least a few encounters."


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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: elcoyote, esq.] #13023811 01/09/19 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by elcoyote, esq.
Originally Posted by Uncle Zeek
OMG

I log off for a half a day and look what happens . . .


Without your sage advice and counsel, and left on our own, we all become deviant miscreants.



And money hungry queers

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Originally Posted by kdub#1
Pitching or catching? bolt



mike keenan was already begging for softball players in another post


Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.

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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: 1ShotNoKills] #13023823 01/09/19 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by 1ShotNoKills
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Originally Posted by Uncle Zeek
OMG

I log off for a half a day and look what happens . . .


Without your sage advice and counsel, and left on our own, we all become deviant miscreants.



And money hungry queers


That too


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I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.



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Originally Posted by Jpurdue
Originally Posted by RATZ
Is this a one time deal or switch hitting for life?


I guess as the OP I'm responsible for answering this question. I like many others now have the heebee jibees having given this the one minute of thought that I have. For arguments sake we are not talking for life, but we are not talking a one time thing either. "At least a few encounters."


He can kick you to the curb after a few encounters and not owe you a dime. You have to get married to get half his money. Half of his money isn't $60 billion anymore either, now it's $30 bill.

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I have a niece that plays for both teams for free


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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: kdub#1] #13023846 01/09/19 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by kdub#1
Pitching or catching? bolt


Are we doing sports analogies?

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Last edited by Floon Swenson; 01/09/19 10:22 PM. Reason: Hmm...sports metaphors. Let's try that. I mean, let's try the word metaphor...not try "that".
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I really think I'd rather marry her for the money, even if its only 30 billion.


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nevermind

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Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Uncle Zeek] #13023898 01/09/19 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Zeek
I really think I'd rather marry her for the money, even if its only 30 billion.


Same. She is hot enough without 30 billion.


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Normally I'd say I've done more for less but not this time.

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Originally Posted by 1ShotNoKills
Originally Posted by 2014NITROZ-7
Worked with a man that said he would do Jerry on the star at half time of super bowl for a million.



Did his name rhyme with dish4mass or gxcastermo?

roflmao

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Originally Posted by BSanders
For $60 billion I would leave him wanting more!! laugh


couldn't have said it better myself

of course you do it

Re: Switch hitting for 60 billion [Re: Jpurdue] #13024327 01/10/19 11:08 AM
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Let's have the women switch hit. Maybe Bezos ex hooks up with Tigers ex?


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