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Re: ***Weekly Recap***Special "Offending Body Part" Edition!!!*** [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13017248 01/04/19 04:46 PM
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Re: ***Weekly Recap***Special "Offending Body Part" Edition!!!*** [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13017250 01/04/19 04:50 PM
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Well done.


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Re: ***Weekly Recap***Special "Offending Body Part" Edition!!!*** [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13017284 01/04/19 05:20 PM
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Re: ***Weekly Recap***Special "Offending Body Part" Edition!!!*** [Re: Duck_Hunter] #13017334 01/04/19 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Duck_Hunter
Well done.

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Re: ***Weekly Recap***Special "Offending Body Part" Edition!!!*** [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13017410 01/04/19 06:52 PM
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Re: ***Weekly Recap***Special "Offending Body Part" Edition!!!*** [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13017419 01/04/19 06:58 PM
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Dam good job Dan. Someone needs to pay you for these recaps.


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Re: ***Weekly Recap***Special "Offending Body Part" Edition!!!*** [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13017450 01/04/19 07:18 PM
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Re: ***Weekly Recap***Special "Offending Body Part" Edition!!!*** [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13017461 01/04/19 07:25 PM
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Enthralled by your OT encapsulated comments. clap


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Re: ***Weekly Recap***Special "Offending Body Part" Edition!!!*** [Re: Duck_Hunter] #13017747 01/05/19 12:39 AM
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Well done.

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Re: ***Weekly Recap***Special "Offending Body Part" Edition!!!*** [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13017803 01/05/19 01:31 AM
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Worst one I have ever seen. You know nothing about quality tacos. You probably smell funny.

Re: ***Weekly Recap***Special "Offending Body Part" Edition!!!*** [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13017858 01/05/19 01:57 AM
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Not a bad week and thankfully nobody posted pics of their ballz

Re: ***Weekly Recap***Special "Offending Body Part" Edition!!!*** [Re: Duck_Hunter] #13017862 01/05/19 02:01 AM
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Re: ***Weekly Recap***Special "Offending Body Part" Edition!!!*** [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13017911 01/05/19 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Dan90210 ☮
Its been a quiet week in the OT.

A fella going by the name of hogbus had a breakthrough post number 283 when he told Coach Hark that the best way to cook his trout was in the dishwasher. He learned that in Arkansas. Of course he learned that in Arkansas.

In more culinary news from the OT. We learned that Red Copper pans are very good! Or they suck. These are the most divisive items to hit the OT in a long time. Love them or hate them we all agree if you are using forks in your pans you are knob head and should be shot. WAWI and I agreed on that and we are in charge of all things kitchen related around here.

Frank the Tank brought up an OT fishing trip. 97 lakes, ponds and streams were mentioned. 49 guys are for sure not making it and no date or location had been set prior to their non-attendance RSVP. See G2G is harder than you thought huh Frank?

We covered 32 degree underwear this week. Ratz made Smurfs ballz feel amazing and 1Shot wanted pics of Ratz ballz. I dont make this stuff up, I just report it.

Im The Dude wanted to talk air fryers. And really who does not? The OT loves their air fryers almost as much as the BGE. Recent THF convert bill oxner thought talking about air fryers was stupid and then posted pics of himself in cut off blue jeans. I think he will fit right in.

Banker-always fishing offered us coffee every morning. I want to thank him for his continued diligence and recognize him for being the first man with over 45k posts that all say, Nice fish. Thanks for the coffee sir!

In the Grandpa classic of the week we go all the way back in the way back machine to the winter of 2013 when Grandpa shared this racey tale of from his youth!
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When I was 20 I broke my neck in a motor scooter accident. Broke 4 neck vertebrae and was in traction until the doctors figured up a procedure to fix it. A very young pretty nurse was giving me a sponge bath. I was kidding her about only washing 95% of my body. Being 20 years old and full of hormones I was not too surprised when a natural reaction occurred.I looked at the nurse with a big grin and winked. She looked at me, smiled, then she backhanded the offending body part. I swear it was like letting the air out of a balloon.After that the ugliest, wrinkled up oldest nurse in the hospital was sent to do the sponge baths.


JP stopped in to wish all the OT a happy new yearand then mudshark thanked JP for allowing him back into the OT. I think that was a good play on mudsharks part. Never hurts to grease the wheels a bit. Just remember Mudshark, no posting 500 threads in an hour and you will be just fine ok? Stick to Oskar bits and how you are ruining your wifes kitchen. Maybe hunt some rats, that was awesome do that some more...we love that. That deal where you wore that diaper that was funny too. We could use more that type of material.

Elcoyote is eating squash spaghetti noodles. He liked them. Davedave said he likes those too BUT not enough to make it himself. He prefers tacos a la Dave Dave (Shredded rotisserie chicken in a crock pot with a can of corn) and chicken soup a la Dave Dave (shredded rotisserie chicken in crock pot with half a baby carrot).

In the No one gives a damn thread of the week we have our first repeat winner! Congratulations to Pilothawk who posted a link to a breitbart. com political article that no one gave a damn about! But come on, he had to know that no one cares about anything breitbart. com says. I think he was trying to secure this weeks win. If so mission accomplished sir! Congrats again.

We talked about ashes and being burned up when we are dead. Looks like Fork is going to suffer from some poor water quality coming up as most of the OT wants their ashes spread there.But not Trebor Neil he wants to be scattered in Arizona where the Spanish Gold bars areis that not right Mr. Neil? If that is your real name!

Well thats the news from the OT. Where all the women are strong, the men are good looking, and the children are above average.

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Re: ***Weekly Recap***Special "Offending Body Part" Edition!!!*** [Re: Urban Fisher] #13017964 01/05/19 03:34 AM
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Dam good job Dan. Someone needs to pay you for these recaps.


He probably needs it. Wasn't he made redundant ?

Re: ***Weekly Recap***Special "Offending Body Part" Edition!!!*** [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13017970 01/05/19 03:38 AM
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Most excellent recap....I think, maybe

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