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 Christmas Joke
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12/16/18 01:13 AM
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Der Vorsteher
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Oldie but goodie.
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The Irishman replied, 'These are Carol's'
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Re: Christmas Joke
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12/16/18 01:17 AM
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CCTX
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Re: Christmas Joke
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12/16/18 01:21 AM
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Bee'z
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Re: Christmas Joke
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12/16/18 01:33 AM
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SgtDag
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"If you're going through hell keep going." Winston Churchill I open mouth kiss my sisters
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Re: Christmas Joke
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12/16/18 02:28 AM
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Winger Ed.
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Oldie but goodie. Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. That's a good one. There was another version: 3 atheists got to Heaven, met St. Peter, and said, "Hey, in college they said this was all B.S.".
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Re: Christmas Joke
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12/16/18 02:58 PM
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retdbasser
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Yup. 
Prepare for the future-it will be here tomorrow.
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Re: Christmas Joke
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12/16/18 03:57 PM
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Nice! 
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Re: Christmas Joke
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12/16/18 04:44 PM
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I fish on the edge and stay out of the middle
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Re: Christmas Joke
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12/17/18 01:38 AM
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Hog Jaw
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