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 "If you wanted to spend....."
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12/09/18 11:40 PM
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Winger Ed.
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I didn't want to get off the subject on the new truck thread, but the title reminded me of a old buddy that worked at a auto parts store.
He was quick, and almost as sarcastic as myself.
One time, my old truck wasn't running right and I had suspicions about a few parts, some I'd recently changed.
I asked him, "How long do you think a distributor module should last"?
He looked me straight in the eye and said, "Forever".
Last edited by Winger Ed.; 12/09/18 11:45 PM.
Enough of this idle chit-chat. This ain't no retirement home.
EVERYONE! Get back to your oars.
The Captain wants to waterski.
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12990376
12/09/18 11:47 PM
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
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12/09/18 11:49 PM
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Im not sure whats going on here
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Ghost4BH]
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12/09/18 11:50 PM
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Im not sure whats going on here I'd like to look into your eyes and whisper "Forever".
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#12990409
12/09/18 11:56 PM
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Im not sure whats going on here I'd like to look into your eyes and whisper "Forever". Stop. My doctor told me that getting this excited was bad for my heart.
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12990419
12/09/18 11:59 PM
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12990420
12/09/18 11:59 PM
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12990422
12/10/18 12:01 AM
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12990428
12/10/18 12:03 AM
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12990481
12/10/18 12:18 AM
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Winger Ed.
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Oh gosh, You guys haven't run into many folks that give ya a brain stumping, head scratching moment whenever they can.
like 'If you wanted to spend 33K'.... Nobody WANTS to spend that much on anything.
Enough of this idle chit-chat. This ain't no retirement home.
EVERYONE! Get back to your oars.
The Captain wants to waterski.
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12990490
12/10/18 12:20 AM
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12990816
12/10/18 02:56 AM
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12990817
12/10/18 02:58 AM
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12990821
12/10/18 03:00 AM
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12990836
12/10/18 03:08 AM
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12990840
12/10/18 03:10 AM
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Dan90210 ☮
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Do you have a dog?
Post a pic and youre cool.
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12990842
12/10/18 03:10 AM
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12990876
12/10/18 03:30 AM
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that was funny winger
These guys have no sence of humor, probably never been to a auto parts store
I use this site for a spell check
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12990884
12/10/18 03:41 AM
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Dan90210 ☮]
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12/10/18 03:44 AM
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Winger Ed.
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Do you have a dog? Post a pic and youre cool. Yeah, I've got two rescued bullshitz dogs. They're half French bulldog & half shi##t-zu, and look like they're made out of spare parts. But I haven't got any pictures hosted somewhere that'll transfer here.
Last edited by Winger Ed.; 12/10/18 03:45 AM.
Enough of this idle chit-chat. This ain't no retirement home.
EVERYONE! Get back to your oars.
The Captain wants to waterski.
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12991520
12/10/18 08:27 PM
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I liked it better when your user name was Cast.
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12991535
12/10/18 08:42 PM
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
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#12991677
12/10/18 11:44 PM
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Gixxer1k]
#12991694
12/11/18 12:14 AM
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Been waiting for this 
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Mudshark]
#12991702
12/11/18 12:24 AM
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lol 
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12991712
12/11/18 12:33 AM
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What would Grandpa do with this thread...
I know!
"Its cold. Gotta drive the trash down and see the llamas. I dont have a distributor cap on the mower"
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12991719
12/11/18 12:44 AM
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like 'If you wanted to spend 33K'.... Nobody WANTS to spend that much on anything.
If it's your money I'll volunteer to spend every cent.
Prepare for the future-it will be here tomorrow.
Personal Best Large Mouth Bass 9 lbs. 12 oz 5/13/19.
Herb Stein, who famously reminded us that “if something can’t go on forever, it will stop.”
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
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#12991742
12/11/18 01:03 AM
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Sometimes,just sometimes, something is posted that stumps most all of us. I think this is one of those.
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
#12991790
12/11/18 01:55 AM
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Forever is a very very long time
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Gixxer1k]
#12991995
12/11/18 11:08 AM
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Her daddy thinks she's too young.....
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: Winger Ed.]
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12/11/18 05:16 PM
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Re: "If you wanted to spend....."
[Re: 2014NITROZ-7]
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12/11/18 06:55 PM
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Sometimes,just sometimes, something is posted that stumps most all of us. I think this is one of those. I know...when he said he had an old buddy...I was dumbfounded. Just completely speechless and bewildered.
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