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Re: Ebolacane [Re: BCBassCat] #12897102 09/12/18 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted By: BCBassCat
Is this something building a wall would help?


Yes. A lot of hurricanes get shredded and broken up when they go over the Cape Verde islands and never form. We need to increase the height of the islands by a couple miles or so. Doing this would save us from Ebolacanes.


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Re: Ebolacane [Re: Derek ๐Ÿ] #12897105 09/12/18 08:16 PM
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You bunch of ungrateful bastards. Derek is doing highly scientific stuff to try and save us all from a horrible demise, and you’re all making fun of him. You don’t deserve to have him help you.
My family and I are taking this very seriously, and we are running simulations on our bugout procedures in case one of these ebolacanes strikes the US mainland.


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Y'all getting chit that good in Ennis these days?


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Re: Ebolacane [Re: Derek ๐Ÿ] #12897121 09/12/18 08:31 PM
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Keep rolling those fatties!


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Re: Ebolacane [Re: Derek ๐Ÿ] #12897124 09/12/18 08:32 PM
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That does it! I’m building the dome and lining up treadmills all around it.


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Re: Ebolacane [Re: elcoyote, esq.] #12897127 09/12/18 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted By: elcoyote, esq.
You bunch of ungrateful bastards. Derek is doing highly scientific stuff to try and save us all from a horrible demise, and you’re all making fun of him. You don’t deserve to have him help you.
My family and I are taking this very seriously, and we are running simulations on our bugout procedures in case one of these ebolacanes strikes the US mainland.


You're a good American.


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Re: Ebolacane [Re: Derek ๐Ÿ] #12897128 09/12/18 08:35 PM
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Seems like I remember seeing sand that mysteriously floated over here from somewhere over there...

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I’m not going to the trouble of explaining how it will happen but “snakequake” is what will get us all.

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How do y'all think this gets started?




Re: Ebolacane [Re: BCBassCat] #12897147 09/12/18 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted By: BCBassCat
Seems like I remember seeing sand that mysteriously floated over here from somewhere over there...


Exactly!


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Re: Ebolacane [Re: H.Town_paddler] #12897149 09/12/18 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted By: H.Town_paddler
I’m not going to the trouble of explaining how it will happen but “snakequake” is what will get us all.


I'm very interested.


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Re: Ebolacane [Re: Derek ๐Ÿ] #12897156 09/12/18 08:53 PM
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You need to pitch this to the SciFi channel. If that doesnt work pitch it to CNN, they would run with it as a news story

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It's the Squachalanches that will drive everyone to the coast before the Piranhanami hits. The survivors will then have to deal with the Bearcano eruptions.


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Re: Ebolacane [Re: Derek ๐Ÿ] #12897180 09/12/18 09:16 PM
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We need to install airbags under those island. We can inflate/deflate the airbags as needed to pinball these ebolacanes right back to where they came from. Or towards Russia. Weapons of bat destruction.

Re: Ebolacane [Re: 1ShotNoKills] #12897191 09/12/18 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted By: 1ShotNoKills
We need to install airbags under those island. We can inflate/deflate the airbags as needed to pinball these ebolacanes right back to where they came from. Or towards Russia. Weapons of bat destruction.


clap Excellent idea.


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