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I�m no Timmy Changa, if that�s what you�re asking.

I�ve discovered that if I tell someone that asks me how the fishing went at the ramp to lie.

I remember years ago a small lad named Kevin VanDam called me because he wanted me to teach him how to fish.

Well, since Kevin asked me for my autograph after winning the TTBC Pro-Am and Big Fish at Lake Conroe, I guess I might be a little above average

Come on guys, pretty simple really.. Close your eyes and picture Good Will Hunting as a work through this for you..

Let�s start with the facts:

There are 108,156 forum users
40% of Americans do not have dental insurance
The average adult has 32 teeth
People with less teeth are better fisherman
Other factors that make you better at fishing are:
� Flip flops
� Baseball caps
� Bad grammar/spelling

So, 40% of 108,156 is 43,262. That is our start point.
So first and foremost.. let�s trim this down� in an article on the net it said that 12% of people lie (which is probably a lie in itself)
Since we know fisherman lie, that means that only 12% of the 43,262 could even call themselves fisherman� 12% of 43, 262 = 5191
Last year 30% of Americans purchased flip flops. 30% of 5191 = 1557
Last year, 37% of Americans said they own at least one baseball cap. 37% of 1557 = 576
According to a random article on the net, a whopping 50% of Americans cannot spell simple words. 50% of 576 = 288

So that means that only 288 of the users on this forum could be above average fisherman�

Yes.

I wear Crocs.

I know I suck at fishing

For ball caps are those "flat bills" or "creased bills"?

Did you sign it The Manther

Nope...fouzman