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Re: What would you tell this kid? [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #12787820 06/11/18 04:09 PM
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Wow. Just wow. I give them a week. You should show him the hot crazy matrix video on YouTube.

Re: What would you tell this kid? [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #12787821 06/11/18 04:10 PM
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Oh, and tell him to supply his own condoms and to triple wrap it. Otherwise he's gonna have a reminder of her someday, but it'll have both their faces.

Re: What would you tell this kid? [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #12787827 06/11/18 04:13 PM
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Dan can you find out where she got it made at? I'm going to go ahead and knock out one Christmas gift this year.


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Re: What would you tell this kid? [Re: Derek 🐝] #12787828 06/11/18 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted By: Derek 🐝
Dan can you find out where she got it made at? I'm going to go ahead and knock out one Christmas gift this year.
I don't want another Christmas gift, Derek. The restraining order makes that clear.

Re: What would you tell this kid? [Re: LoneStarSon] #12787835 06/11/18 04:18 PM
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Dan can you find out where she got it made at? I'm going to go ahead and knock out one Christmas gift this year.
I don't want another Christmas gift, Derek. The restraining order makes that clear.


I thought you enjoyed the custom Chia Pet I had made.


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Re: What would you tell this kid? [Re: Derek 🐝] #12787840 06/11/18 04:19 PM
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Dan can you find out where she got it made at? I'm going to go ahead and knock out one Christmas gift this year.
I don't want another Christmas gift, Derek. The restraining order makes that clear.


I thought you enjoyed the custom Chia Pet I had made.
It was just like your head. Bald. bolt

Re: What would you tell this kid? [Re: LoneStarSon] #12787850 06/11/18 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted By: LoneStarSon
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Dan can you find out where she got it made at? I'm going to go ahead and knock out one Christmas gift this year.
I don't want another Christmas gift, Derek. The restraining order makes that clear.


I thought you enjoyed the custom Chia Pet I had made.
It was just like your head. Bald. bolt


Did you water it? Or natty it?

Re: What would you tell this kid? [Re: Derek 🐝] #12787861 06/11/18 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted By: Derek 🐝
Dan can you find out where she got it made at? I'm going to go ahead and knock out one Christmas gift this year.


I spoke with the young lady about it...She said WalMart.com. And they shipped next day to the store free she said.

Re: What would you tell this kid? [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #12787869 06/11/18 04:33 PM
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Dan can you find out where she got it made at? I'm going to go ahead and knock out one Christmas gift this year.


I spoke with the young lady about it...She said WalMart.com. And they shipped next day to the store free she said.



Sweet. Thanks!


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Re: What would you tell this kid? [Re: Derek 🐝] #12787871 06/11/18 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted By: Derek 🐝
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Dan can you find out where she got it made at? I'm going to go ahead and knock out one Christmas gift this year.


I spoke with the young lady about it...She said WalMart.com. And they shipped next day to the store free she said.



Sweet. Thanks!


Can I get one with you on it for Xmas? I will cherish it. She said they cost $50. I know thats a lot. But I am worth it no?

Re: What would you tell this kid? [Re: Dfitz] #12787907 06/11/18 04:55 PM
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The Overly Attached Girlfriend is awesome, looked her up, she's from Denton, anyone have her number?

Aren't you a little old to be asking about 17 year old high school girls?


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Re: What would you tell this kid? [Re: UGLYSHCTICK] #12787926 06/11/18 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted By: UGLYSHCTICK
advice... Hit it and quit it, on that blanket face side up.

Re: What would you tell this kid? [Re: grandpa75672] #12787946 06/11/18 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
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The Overly Attached Girlfriend is awesome, looked her up, she's from Denton, anyone have her number?

Aren't you a little old to be asking about 17 year old high school girls?


Bruh he is talkin about the Overly Attached Girlfriend from internet fame... oh never mind.

Yeah Fitzi... whats your problem?

Re: What would you tell this kid? [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #12787998 06/11/18 05:45 PM
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I'm betting this makes the weekly recap.


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Re: What would you tell this kid? [Re: retdbasser] #12788009 06/11/18 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted By: retdbasser
I'm betting this makes the weekly recap.


Only if Derek agrees to make me a blanket with his face on it.

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