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 Re: Best joke told on the water today...
[Re: reeltexan]
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07/14/17 07:23 PM
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InTheClear
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This guy goes into a bar and sits down next to a nice looking young lady.
He orders a drink and asks her if he can buy her one. "Sure" she says, "thanks".
They get to talking and he asks her what her name is....."Carmen" she replies.
"That's a pretty name, who gave you that name?" he asks.
"I sort of created it myself, I got it from the things I like the best, cars and men."
"That makes sense." he said. "I like it."
They talked and drank for a while, having a good time.
Finally, she asks "By the way, you never told me your name.."
"Oh sorry, I'm B.J. Titsandgolf."
Funny, I just read this to my office
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Re: Best joke told on the water today...
[Re: reeltexan]
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07/14/17 07:43 PM
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Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 2,683
redskeet100
Extreme Angler
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This guy goes into a bar and sits down next to a nice looking young lady.
He orders a drink and asks her if he can buy her one. "Sure" she says, "thanks".
They get to talking and he asks her what her name is....."Carmen" she replies.
"That's a pretty name, who gave you that name?" he asks.
"I sort of created it myself, I got it from the things I like the best, cars and men."
"That makes sense." he said. "I like it."
They talked and drank for a while, having a good time.
Finally, she asks "By the way, you never told me your name.."
"Oh sorry, I'm B.J. Titsandgolf."
That is greatness, I actually chuckled for a bit after reading it.
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Re: Best joke told on the water today...
[Re: JMac-D]
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07/14/17 07:50 PM
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Posts: 2,714
Bass Buster1
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My 8 year old son told me this one, I laughed harder than I should..
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef What if he only has two legs??? Lean Beef!! So dumb but makes me laugh, I am simple minded.
See you on the lake and have a great day!
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Re: Best joke told on the water today...
[Re: beeflover]
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07/14/17 09:42 PM
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reeltexan
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I thought you boys would like that one.
"..The pleasantist angling is to see the fish
Cut with her golden oars the silver stream,
And greedily devour the treacherous bait.
Bill Shakespeare![[Linked Image]](http://s4.postimage.org/f0dhseas/P1120145.jpg)
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