|
Forums59
Topics1,059,320
Posts14,317,901
Members144,648
| |
Most Online39,925
Dec 30th, 2023
|
|
 Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
#12328116
07/07/17 03:39 PM
|
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 340
River to sea
Angler
|
|
Angler
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 340 |
One of my young friends called me the other day , said he was at the Rangers game drinking , said he was getting ducked up like a soup sandwich !!!
|
|
|
Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
#12328122
07/07/17 03:45 PM
|
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 26,077
elcoyote, esq.
TFF Guru
|
|
TFF Guru
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 26,077 |
You're as worthless as tits on a boar hog
Team wolfs
|
|
|
Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
#12328214
07/07/17 04:41 PM
|
Joined: Mar 2014
Posts: 606
nwest10
Pro Angler
|
|
Pro Angler
Joined: Mar 2014
Posts: 606 |
Darker than a sack of black cats
|
|
|
Re: Old Sayings
[Re: RayBob]
#12328333
07/07/17 05:47 PM
|
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 5,285
gander
TFF Celebrity
|
|
TFF Celebrity
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 5,285 |
My FIL regarding motors in anything but Chevys...."that thing doesn't have enough to pull a greased string out of a cats arse"....He is bow tie to the core
|
|
|
Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
#12328347
07/07/17 05:53 PM
|
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 50,434
fouzman
Methuselah
|
|
Methuselah
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 50,434 |
Her butt looks like two pigs fighting in a blanket.
Coincidence is His way of remaining anonymous.
|
|
|
Re: Old Sayings
[Re: fouzman]
#12328355
07/07/17 05:57 PM
|
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 38,366
Kattelyn
Little Psycho Coffee
|
|
Little Psycho Coffee
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 38,366 |
Her butt looks like two pigs fighting in a blanket. ...ten pounds of flour in a five pound sack.
Last edited by Kattelyn; 07/07/17 05:58 PM.
|
|
|
Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
#12328403
07/07/17 06:30 PM
|
Joined: May 2016
Posts: 312
BASS GURU
Angler
|
|
Angler
Joined: May 2016
Posts: 312 |
My dad, when speaking about over-sexed teenage boys:
He's like a blind dog in a meathouse...doesn't know which way to turn.
He's panting like a lizard on a hot rock.
He's hornier than a 3 peckered billy goat.
|
|
|
Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
#12328486
07/07/17 07:26 PM
|
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 8,145
beartrap
TFF Celebrity
|
|
TFF Celebrity
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 8,145 |
"luckier than a two peckured goat"...awbarn football team the year they beat Georgia with a deflected pass completion and Alabama by running back a field goal attempt...
"you're not not smart enough to be an agnostic,you're just a heathen"....my Mom when I told why I wasn't going to church anymore....
|
|
|
Re: Old Sayings
[Re: Moto-Moto]
#12328875
07/08/17 12:03 AM
|
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 4,846
Trunkful
TFF Team Angler
|
|
TFF Team Angler
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 4,846 |
I'll give you something to cry about! Yep 
|
|
|
Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
#12328960
07/08/17 01:12 AM
|
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 3,445
gregpaul
TFF Team Angler
|
|
TFF Team Angler
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 3,445 |
Sweatin worse than mike tyson at a spelling bee.
sometimes better to ask for forgiveness than permission
he's so cheap if it cost him a nickel to poop he would probably throw up
|
|
|
Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
#12329072
07/08/17 02:18 AM
|
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 2,404
austin_on_guitar
Extreme Angler
|
|
Extreme Angler
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 2,404 |
Said the Flea "We must fly!"
Said the Fly "We must flee!"
and they both hurried off through the flue...
Last edited by 6StringMercenary; 07/08/17 02:18 AM.
Joy & Justice
|
|
|
Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
#12329127
07/08/17 03:05 AM
|
Joined: Apr 2015
Posts: 148
stinkywon
Outdoorsman
|
|
Outdoorsman
Joined: Apr 2015
Posts: 148 |
Quit drinking the bong water!! LOL
|
|
|
Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
#12329281
07/08/17 05:30 AM
|
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 38,366
Kattelyn
Little Psycho Coffee
|
|
Little Psycho Coffee
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 38,366 |
Drier than a popcorn fart.
It's so dry I had to dust off my catfish.
|
|
|
Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
#12329301
07/08/17 06:01 AM
|
Joined: Jun 2016
Posts: 10,969
Nickbyrd
TFF Guru
|
|
TFF Guru
Joined: Jun 2016
Posts: 10,969 |
Two of my faves from my paw paw
"To hell with you and the horse you rode in on "
"Over yonder"
Where the hell is yonder ?!? Been a good 10 15 years since I've heard yonder and I've been lookin ever since
|
|
|
Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
#12329460
07/08/17 01:07 PM
|
Joined: Jun 2016
Posts: 6,854
V-Bottom
TFF Celebrity
|
|
TFF Celebrity
Joined: Jun 2016
Posts: 6,854 |
" The Difficult We Can Do Now, the Impossible Takes a Little Longer"
Compliments of the USMC 1968
Texas Anglers Recognition Program TPWD Official Weigh Station,77563 Coastal Bend Weigh Team, Cert. Weigh Master USMC66'- www.troutsupport.com
|
|
Moderated by banker-always fishing, chickenman, Derek 🐝, Duck_Hunter, Fish Killer, J-2, Jacob, Jons3825, JustWingem, Nocona Brian, Toon-Troller, Uncle Zeek, Weekender1
|
