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Re: Almost lost a chunk out of my rear. [Re: Drodge] #12270601 05/31/17 03:38 AM
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Squirt gun with ammonia in it. Pop them in the face with that and they will lost all interest in you.


Re: Almost lost a chunk out of my rear. [Re: Drodge] #12270611 05/31/17 03:45 AM
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If he almost got you he probably wasn't really trying. Your running probably excited him. I would have gone to the front door and told them their dog had gotten out and almost bit you. Its probably happened before but they may not know what he's gotten into when out.

Re: Almost lost a chunk out of my rear. [Re: Drodge] #12270629 05/31/17 03:56 AM
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Also have to question the whole running deal that got you into this situation!! That will read you to run ya youngster! roflmao


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Re: Almost lost a chunk out of my rear. [Re: Drodge] #12270667 05/31/17 04:31 AM
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Teaser flashlight,pepper spray, expandable baton. Any one of these should discourage fido. If not, run faster....

Re: Almost lost a chunk out of my rear. [Re: Drodge] #12270728 05/31/17 09:52 AM
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When my kids were barely old enough to ride their bikes a neighbor acquired dobie/boxer mixed breed dog that would run out and attack the kids when they rode by.

The man refused to keep the dog fenced or tied. I took care of the problem by riding by on a bike. When that dog came after me I smacked it between it's ears with a broom stick, but not hard enough to cause injury. Darn dog hid under the house for three days. Never did chase any more kids on bicycles.


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Re: Almost lost a chunk out of my rear. [Re: Drodge] #12270738 05/31/17 10:24 AM
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Choose a different route to run?


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Re: Almost lost a chunk out of my rear. [Re: Team Skeeterless] #12270811 05/31/17 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted By: Team Skeeterless
Also have to question the whole running deal that got you into this situation!! That will read you to run ya youngster! roflmao


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Re: Almost lost a chunk out of my rear. [Re: Drodge] #12270817 05/31/17 12:25 PM
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Pick someone slower to run with

Re: Almost lost a chunk out of my rear. [Re: Drodge] #12270818 05/31/17 12:25 PM
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thread of the year?


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Re: Almost lost a chunk out of my rear. [Re: Drodge] #12270838 05/31/17 12:41 PM
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What really happened eeks peep


Re: Almost lost a chunk out of my rear. [Re: Bass&More] #12270849 05/31/17 12:55 PM
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I carry a 45.

Re: Almost lost a chunk out of my rear. [Re: Drodge] #12270866 05/31/17 01:06 PM
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Tie a porkchop around your neck. When one gets after you, drop the pork chop.


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Re: Almost lost a chunk out of my rear. [Re: GarySHO] #12270870 05/31/17 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By: GarySHO
Tie a porkchop around your neck. When one gets after you, drop the pork chop.


I thought about this also, but some of the fat and drippings will render while he's running.

He'll be smothered in pork juice; so after he drops the chop; the chop becomes the appetizer and he'll be the main course.


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Re: Almost lost a chunk out of my rear. [Re: Drodge] #12270883 05/31/17 01:21 PM
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Not the dogs fault. But you should talk with the neighbors.

Re: Almost lost a chunk out of my rear. [Re: BassFever] #12270910 05/31/17 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By: BassFever
Not the dogs fault. But you should talk with the neighbors.


I agree.

I'm glad you didn't get eaten, or, worse, mounted, by a Great Dane.


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