Exactly. I've never had this problem sitting in my backyard enjoying a Fine Pilsner made with only the finest ingredients. I choose not to run.

I feel that his teeth would already be in me to be able to use that.

Please. Consider the feelings of the big furbaby. Why upset the dog, they have human emotions. You should have hugged it when it tried to bite you. Don't do anything to harm the poor puppy or people here will kill you. Dogs are people too. Dogs lives matter. Were you able to check the dogs pooh for worms or anything?

Learn your dog breeds Drodge...that ain't a Great Dane

You should've hopped on and rode him bareback

I don't know you but I like you. That's a goodun.

I carry a spray.

Sss

Why are you hissing at me?

Ok,
So you're not feeling the taser flashlight

How bout dis

go to home depot or lowes and get you one of them there construction/carpenter tool belts.. make sure its got room on each side to hold a large can of wasp spray.

Yeah, it might throw off your gait a lil when you are running, just pretend you are a beat officer running with full kitted out gun belt

Is this him?

I have a hard time visualizing a Great Dane bending down low enough to get your rear end while running. Maybe the top of your head

Since you couldn't kick him in the head for obviously reasons, sweep the leg!

Slap it on the nose with a newspaper and tell it bad dog

He!! That don't take much!!