For the first time in many years I do not live in a gates subdivision. Until the last 6 months I have not seen a door to door sales person. We have a few selling secruity systems etc, but not door to door meat saleman.

Never heard of a door to door meat salesman. I've never bought anything door to door, and I wouldn't start with meat.

Thought this was a post about RedRanger

Had a cat corner me in my office I was like you got the wrong cat bruh.

I lived in the apartments on the corner of Spring Valley and Mahan in Dallas in 1984. We had a door to door weed salesman. Craziest thing ever. Every so often he would go door to door asking people if they wanted to buy.

I guess most of y'all are vegetarians.

We've recently had multiple door to door guys trying to sell new windows. It was raining the other day and one rings the doorbell wearing a poncho. His hands were under the pancho and I couldnt see them. He started his spill and I stopped him and told him to show his hands. He nearly wet himself when I opened the door further and he saw me holding the gun. He said "sorry to bother you sir" and walked away. I bet there's been 4 times in the past 2 months.

This is a good use for pit bulls.

I am not real sure how I would handle this but having it on video may be hilarious. Thankfully we do not get door to door salesman up here.

They come through my neighborhood on Friday afternoons about 2-3 times each spring. They only hit up the houses that have a car in the driveway or in the street in front of the house.

Sounds like you would be helping him out by tenderizering his steaks.

You always bought a bag too!

Wow, you answer the door packing. Baller!


I bet that guy never comes back He might have quit his job right then.

Etched in my glass storm door are the words, "No Soliciting, Seriously". Woe be to the ones that ignore that warning. Even the Jehovah Witness people know not to knock. I take no prisoners.

My dogs hear them stop in the street and alert me. I open the front door and tell them to move along. If they step on my lawn I show my pistol.

Very rare out here these days.