Pet peeve of mine....

Clear the time on the Microwave when you're finished. My OCD can't handle 13 seconds left on the clock.

I feel better now. carry on.

Fold the damn towels so they're all facing the same way.

My wife is the same way. Sometimes I leave a few seconds on there just to tick her off.

Snap the lids down on the big travel mugs when you put them on the top shelf. Otherwise when I knock the cup down with a spoon cause I can't even reach the dadgum shelf, I've got a lid dive bombing the top of my head.

I like to leave one second left to mess with the OCD folks.

Leaving lights on in unoccupied rooms gives me the Beak!

toilet paper goes over not under!

My wife will put some absurd amount of time on the microwave and just remove whatever she is cooking whenever it needs it. So, instead of putting :30 seconds on the clock for something that takes :30, she will punch in 9 minutes or something and just take it out after :30.

Then, she doesn't clear the time, so I walk in and the microwave says it's 8:30 even though it's afternoon or something. It makes no sense and annoys me probably more than it should.

How clean is this microwave?

Opening the whole bag of cereal at the top, when it will come out just fine if it's only open a quarter of the way. Doesn't go stale as fast either.

The kitchen is not clean if there's anything sticky on the kitchen counter.

Tables are not flat filing cabinets.

Absolutely nothing lives on the coffee tables. No snacks belong there in the morning, much less permanently.

Cabinets / pantries / closets / trash cans exist for a reason. Put your [censored] where it belongs. Not in common areas.

Opening an UGLYSHCTICK thread, and finding out it's not about his BIL.

You should see my office!

Bingo, chaps my hide. If your food blows up all over the inside wipe the dang thing clean

blinkers