Life on Earth came from Mars by way of bacteria on a meteorite.
For proper toilet paper orientation the paper should hang under the roll.
The chicken came first.
The Stones are better than the Beatles.
Tyson would have beaten Ali, but Michelle would have beaten them both.
And it just might be possible to rip the lips off of a crappie.
Life is short and fishing is supposed to be fun. Don't take it too seriously.
