Relevant question

yep, considering.

I made it home a little after 4 a.m. this morning... consider myself the big the winner for the weekend event... You No Shows, missed out! I made some great decisions... leave late last night instead of staying an extra night! Left the Farm House, #34 around 9 or 10 last night... plan was to stop back at Choctaw and put them in bankruptcy after they took $40 off of me the night before. with a few tricks I learned from rj, figured it would be easy... got lost and was driving for half an hour before making course correction... pull off to the side of road somewhere near some Gentlemans Club, I had just passed.. looked it up on my phone... show nuff it was one!

Almost went in but (another great decision) decided the odds were against me seeing anything worth an entrance fee (it was Oklahoma) and continue onward... two minutes later police is pulling me over.. again (second time on this trip) police man said I was weaving and had crossed the center stripe... another really polite po po, but not the beautiful blonde that pulled me over before.. He said he just wanted to check to see if I was ok.. didnt even ask to see my license and I was back on the road. How many times have you been pulled over twice by police and no money leaves your pocket? yes I was the big winner..

Choctaw was a another quick $40 and out.. was tired and just too many damn people... didnt think I would ever make it home.. had to pull over to rest several times.. make it at 4:15 a.m. Notice that my lawn kid hadnt fed the raccoon.. figured he had forgotten and so I fed them myself... got a text from him this afternoon that he went to feed them around 9:00 pm Saturday night and there were so many he was scared!!!

Another OT trip in the books... thanks Ratz! and congrats on you and rj taking home the fishing championship! its still under protest as rj was using FFS and it was totally unfair!

Thanks for the back seat BCBassCat... learned a lot from you... power boating isnt for me! Damn unreal boat driving skills in those conditions.. I will bring a parachute next time.

Glad CCTX could make it up there during visitation hours..

my events compared to Lconns, About 30mi from Durant RJ calls and says "let's meet at the casino." I'm all over that. SO 30 min later I pull into Choctaw and head straight for the craps table of which one is open and it's covered like flies on dead animal and it's a $15 table so I pass and go to the "bubble craps" electronic machine where I put in $100 and about two hours later walk out with $417. RJ and I meet up and drive to marina just 14 min away and fih for a bit find a bite and call it a day when BcBasscat calls that he's there. So we go back to the doublewide and start drinking. RJ and I are kinda hungry and I need to run to wal mart to get some line and spike it. BC decides to fish. We go eat a a place we had passed with a ton of cars in the parking lot so we figured it's got to be good. Well It was AYCE catfish night. RJ eats an omelet I get a regular order of catfish cause that's more that I can eat anyways. It must have been cooked in a nuclear reactor cause my mouth is still burning it was so hot. Make it to wal mart it's a typical Oklahoma wal mart. We go back to the cabin and give BC his burger he sked us to pick up for him. we drink more beer. Then it's off to the casino again. Same deal for me I'm off to bubble craps they ramble from slot machine. I give back about 300 of previous winnings. But as we are about to leave the tribal police have RJ under lock and chain. They claim he played at a machine that someone left money in. He denies it, but they claim to have video proof. So for 40min they have him under interrogation and are reviewing the film. Finally we get to go with nothing coming of it and make it back to the cabin at 1:30am. I park unknowingly where the back door is right above a culvert, and RJ about breaks his drunk leg getting out of the truck, but comes out ok. I grab a beer to relax a bit before bed and settle down on the couch to play on my phone and BC is already snoring so loud I can hear it in the next room. 5am come and we get up hoping BC will cook breakfast but all we get is a honey bun. Bout 7 we start fishing and that happens. RJ back seats me and catches all the fish himself save for a bluegill and a 6" smallie on my last cast. We get out 5 fish limit while BC and Lconn get skunked. So that makes RJ and I BACK to BACK to BACK CHAMPS. Back to the cabin we go we drink till the wee hours of the morning. OH and DOC showed up. BC burnt the steaks. Sunday morning Doc wakes up to a flat tire but has a pump. SO he takes off early and limps it to durants wal mart. BC leaves and RJ and I say our goodbyes shake hands as champs again. I saw gas for $3.09 next to the casino so I go there to get gas, and decide that it's early so might as well try out the craps machine again. Well I put in $100 and two hours later cash out $657. Make the safe drive home and the trip is over. So till next year RJ and I will remain the Champs of the TFF OT bass fishing. Till some of you [censored] show up who like to fish and drink beer and have fun.

I enjoyed that recap and congratulations!

That is the longest, hard to read paragraph in the world!

Yes it is

I challenge him to rewrite that report in one grammatically and punctually correct sentence. You sent him to college.

Believe me, I didn't teach him to do that, nor did any of his college educators (at least I think they didn't).

Who drove with all this going down?

I didn’t arrive until Saturday evening at 8pm.
The first thing I saw was a steak that had clearly been neglected while on the grill.
Looked like the steak had experienced 550 degrees Fahrenheit direct heat and flame for an excessive amount of time….at least ten minutes.

I was immediately concerned by what I would see on the back patio after witnessing the abused and tortured steak on the kitchen table.

I opened the door to the back patio to see unnamed people laughing and carrying on as if nothing had happened; nothing to see here.

Good times were had.

It is my understanding that rj drove his boat and BCBassCat drove his boat into conditions very few have bravely done before.

Recap from all reports including this run on sentence.

Four people fished. Only RJ caught anything. Ratz claimed victory. BC burnt steaks. Lconn got pulled over twice. Once for speeding and once for driving like a drunk. RJ got squeezed by the injun Police for violating the rules of "Finders Keepers". Doc got there late, got a flat tire, and went to Wal-Mart. The bathroom at the shared trailer stunk bad. Ratz gambled a lot and claims to have won nearly $700.

And also if we did not go we are female private parts.

Sounds like a great trip! Mostly gambling, drinking and driving with about 3 hours of fishing mixed in.

The real hero in this whole debacle.

Thank you Dan

That’s about right. Many laughs and great stories.