I swear I spend half my life waiting on the wife to "get ready" whenever we're going someplace.

The other half I spend waiting for her to get the H out of my way so I can do what it is I need to do.

I recommend that you sit her down and give her a stern talking to, works every time

Be thankful that you have a wife to wait on…..

seeing SW OKLA I have a question?

if you get a divorce in Oklahoma are you still considered cousins ?




jokes

Tell her to go make you a sammich. That will get her out of your way.

My wife is awesome, she prides herself on how fast she gets ready. She doesn’t have super long hair so it only takes her 30 mins, 35 tops from decision to get ready to get out the door go.

I just go on about what I’m doing until she says she’s ready and then I take a quick shower and we’re gone, then she gets to bitch about waiting on me.

Get rid of her.

Wife’s should be more like trucks, every couple years a man needs to trade in for a newer model

I think you need to sing her a song while she's getting ready.

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Women will piddle around for an hour getting ready, then drive like a bat out of Hades to get there. Once they've arrived, they'll spend up to a half hour looking for the closest parking spot, then kill another 15 minutes checking themselves out in the rear view mirror before going inside.

The song for pretty much every man...

Are you kidding ?? Yea, like having a second nose.....
Or, like having a constant source of pain, regret, and a constant reminder of your life's mistakes......
It's like living with a "Pit Bull"... just waiting, for it to go postal...

Women, have a place in men's lives...... Wives, take your place...your money, and everything you ever cared about...
I can think of fewer more useless creatures, that ever walked the face of this planet...

Pretty much describes my ex. I often tried to explain to her that there was a third pedal in the truck. It was in between the accelerator and the brake. She wore out brakes and tires faster then anyone I have known.

I see it all the time, women speeding to get to work. I had one who worked for me years ago who was late every morning. She would come in every day with a story about how some old farmer in a truck was slow poking along in front of her, making her late. One morning I said, "If you would leave your house 15 minutes earlier you would be in front of that old farmer instead of behind him."

Come to think of it I see the same thing at boat ramps, guys in a real hurry to get launched. It makes me wonder why they didn't get up and get there earlier.