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Re: Things you remember your parents saying
[Re: GIG'EM AGGIES]
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10/19/18 03:45 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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Fair doesn't always mean equal
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying
[Re: GIG'EM AGGIES]
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10/19/18 03:46 PM
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Scagnetti
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The only helping hand youll ever get in this life is when they lower you into the grave.
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying
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10/19/18 03:56 PM
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kennerdude
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Me: I can't work and go to college.
Mom: REEEEEEALLY, come here and sit. Let me tell you son, I took 21hrs a semester at Tech, worked 2 jobs and maintained a 4.0 avg. Yea, you definitely can work.
Dad: and let me tell you boy, I was full time AirForce, took 18hrs a semester UofM AND,had your 2 brothers in diapers at home.
Me: Sooooo, no college help.
Mom/dad: we'll give you a couple of bucks.
NIL CARBORUNDUM
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying
[Re: GIG'EM AGGIES]
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10/19/18 04:06 PM
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Mo
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Mom said many times " don't let me catch you doing that again. " Moral to the story , don't get caught.
From Dad. " get an education ".
From a mentor in business. " you can be a little bent without being crooked "
From a business professor, Tax avoidance is legal , tax evasion is not.. learn the difference.
Mo
MY BACKYARD , 20,000 ACRES , NO MOWING
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying
[Re: GIG'EM AGGIES]
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10/19/18 04:22 PM
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Streater
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"Why won't you be better?" "You're not good enough." "I've never been that bad" "You never think of anyone but yourself" "Try harder" "You disgust me" "I'm ashamed of you" "XXXXX don't have a daddy!" "I will tear your arm off, and beat you with the bloody end of it!" "You're a selfish, self-centered little boy." "Don't talk unless I talk to you" "You're a failure" "It's all your fault"
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying
[Re: GIG'EM AGGIES]
#12938890
10/19/18 05:13 PM
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skeeter
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"I am going to wash your mouth out with soap"
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying
[Re: Streater]
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10/19/18 05:15 PM
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Smurfs
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"Why won't you be better?" "You're not good enough." "I've never been that bad" "You never think of anyone but yourself" "Try harder" "You disgust me" "I'm ashamed of you" "XXXXX don't have a daddy!" "I will tear your arm off, and beat you with the bloody end of it!" "You're a selfish, self-centered little boy." "Don't talk unless I talk to you" "You're a failure" "It's all your fault"
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying
[Re: Streater]
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10/19/18 05:20 PM
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GIG'EM AGGIES
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"Why won't you be better?" "You're not good enough." "I've never been that bad" "You never think of anyone but yourself" "Try harder" "You disgust me" "I'm ashamed of you" "XXXXX don't have a daddy!" "I will tear your arm off, and beat you with the bloody end of it!" "You're a selfish, self-centered little boy." "Don't talk unless I talk to you" "You're a failure" "It's all your fault"
These are suppose to be parents sayings not wife's.
I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later. I get an allowance every month. I have PU truck and a bass boat, I am blessed. Conscience never acquits, it either accuses or excuses.
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying
[Re: skeeter]
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10/19/18 05:36 PM
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Uncle Zeek
aka "Dad"
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aka "Dad"
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"I am going to wash your mouth out with soap" That was my grandma!
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying
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#12938924
10/19/18 05:39 PM
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Matt Jackson
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Never buy consumables with your credit card.
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying
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10/19/18 05:43 PM
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Bob Davis
Bunkeroid Bob
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You better stop that or you'll go blind. They were lying.
Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying
[Re: Bob Davis]
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10/19/18 05:46 PM
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GIG'EM AGGIES
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OP
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You better stop that or you'll go blind. They were lying. Bet you wear glasses though.
I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later. I get an allowance every month. I have PU truck and a bass boat, I am blessed. Conscience never acquits, it either accuses or excuses.
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying
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#12938951
10/19/18 05:55 PM
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cactusrat
Pro Angler
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Pro Angler
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Want's and need's are two different things.
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying
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#12939068
10/19/18 07:56 PM
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UJC
Extreme Angler
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I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap.
Who pooted?
Dad/Mom - I'm going to scob? your knob.
Me: I wish I was grown up; Dad: you'll be wishing otherwise soon enough - he was right.
Parents: You're cruisin for a bruisin; I'm going to give you a knuckle sandwich (probably the most used).
See ya later alligator - reply is after while crocodile.
Parents: Stop that, or else we're going to fist city.
Hang a ralph - turn right; hang a louie - turn left; shag a Stanley - go straight.
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Re: Things you remember your parents saying
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#12939077
10/19/18 08:03 PM
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ringer
TFF Team Angler
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My old man told me "never mess with a man that has nothing to lose because he will be the one that kills you."
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