The only common denominator in my divorces is me, so I can't really blame them. But I'm darn sure glad their gone

Been married for 25 years so I guess I got lucky and picked a good one. But I did grow up with 3 sisters who all have a little to a lot of crazy, so maybe I can help some poor bassturd on here.

Constantly twisting her hair or mouth=crazy
Selfies with duck lips (usually in the car) =crazy
Carrying a small pet everywhere =crazy
Wearing a scarf, generally = crazy
If it takes her longer to get ready to go somewhere than the time you're gonna be there...crazy.
If you've ever had anything thrown at or pointed at you that could kill you....crazy
Looks will fade, but crazy doesn't.
These are just some guidelines to help save you from a life of misery. LOL!

She hated my hunting and fishing.

Well still in the development phase. Been married 46 years and she ain't gone crazy yet! I think I will keep her awhile longer!

We were married 19 years and it was time to part.

I told her if she wanted a divorce she would have to pay for it.

She did.

I've been with the same woman for 32 years this December. SHE's the one that could tell some stories! (about me, apparently I married a true Saint )

I don't have an ex-wife ....yet. But my oldest sons ex. called the POPO on him after he picked up their kid for a visit. But she told the POPO a drunk stranger nabbed her from the park and then gave them all the info on his car. Fortunately I have connections with the local POPO and they contacted us before things got ugly. But, she lied her a$$ off and didn't get into any trouble.

about 9 months ago my ex wife called my new wife asking her for Dating advice.


Keep in mind, they have never met in person, never spoken on the phone, etc.



Before that she called me and wanted joint custody of my dog....over a year after we had been divorced. That didn't work so she had her boyfriend call me and then my wife to play that angle.


I refused to subject my loving hound to that environment.

Stole my truck with me standing in the bed of it. Going about 90 down a bumpy road. Same night rammed me from behind on highway so hard her bumper was hanging from my trailer hitch. Stopped to give her bumper back, and she busted every window in my truck...

You win!

Along with making me feel much better about my life, which as been a ride!

No joke, I thought I went through some crazy stuff but no comparison to this.

That is scary crazy, like she would stalk you waiting for a moment to take out the competition.

the best part is, I finally got away from her. I celebrated my 10th anniversary with my new wife last night.

I have crazy ex girlfriend stories. My wife isn't crazy yet. But she's still getting used to me.

One wife still suffer......er um......married, no crazy ex GF stories, im a helluva catch