If you've got em, let's hear em.
Mine wasn't to crazy but...
Woke up one morning and she was PO'ed big time. I'm talking speak only when spoken to PO'ed. 12 years later she told me why. She dreamed, yes dreamed, she followed a friend and I fishing on lake Worth. But instead of fishing, we were going to a Ho House on goat island
Only other thing that stick out is waiting 10 years to long to divorce me.
Your turn.

I accidentally sloshed a little of my bourbon on a nice rug. She went in the garage and dumped every chemical she could find on my motorcycles. Funny thing is when I rinsed them off they looked darn clean.

I guess ex wives are not very funny

None of my ex wife stories are any where close to funny.

When you�re looking down the barrel of a pistol with your shoulders sagging and your arms dangling motionless at your side and you can say Go ahead. Pull the trigger. Put me out of my misery. Well, you can say all the fun in a marriage is gone.

But don�t let me be a downer. I�m sure this has the potential to be a yearly recap thread!

Well...that escalated quickly

Mostly just really bad memories for me. Is mildly humorous that my ex married the best man at our wedding. And that my sons step-Dad was then the man he was named after. Poor SOB.

My ex wouldn't talk to me for about 3 day if the Cowboys lost. Had some really quiet weeks.
On a more serious note I worked shift work and was sleeping days, she took off from work early and tried to slip in and out the house without waking me. Needless to say when she walked by the bedroom door she found out just how big a 357 barrel looks. Thank goodness I had been taught target identification by my dad. After we both got over the scare we had a pretty good laugh about it, but lets say she was quite noisy coming home if she thought I was awake.

I�m still on the starter wife, I�ll get back to y�all..

I�ve been hit with a mag light
Paula dean frying pan
A few right hooks
A few left hooks
Some haymakers
Ash trays
Brand new dish sets .

You marry crazy ladies you learn to bob and weave fast .

Heres a crazy ex wife story.

married 34 years and dont have one!! LOL

Dont mean she is not crazy tho...for staying with me!

For the guys with ex-wives. I'd be curious to know. Did you pick badly, did she turn crazy, or did you deserve it?

Yes

I'm guessing 1shot has stories, since current wife and ex wife are besties.

No ex-wife, but plenty of ex girlfriends to learn;

They're all crazy...just have to pick the right kind of crazy.

You can't trust your gut...or anything below the neck for that matter.

No signs of crazy = worst kind of crazy

Are we talking about our exes being crazy or doing crazy things? But I do realize they kinda go hand in hand. I have plenty of stupid ex stories but don't feel like writing a book.