Meh. **it happens.

^^^^^^^^^^this

I have to LOL at people getting bent out of shape over dog poop in their front yard.

I don't have a dog. So why should I have to either run the risk of stepping into a pile of dog [censored] in MY yard or have to pick up somebody else's dog [censored] in MY yard?

So this made me think...First I love dogs. If I walk my dogs in the neighborhood (I have to be chitfaced to do this) I always pick up the tots.

We have lived in our home for 25 years and have never had an issue until the last two years We have a new one couple (a woman and her dress wearing man) in particular that makes the lap every night and their cute little pos white poodle craps in my yard.

I have literally walked out front while this is going down and the frickin ^^*%&^*&$(^$%*^ biatch just looks the other way and walks off dragging her dog and husband.

Is it ok for me to post a sign in my front yard that says "Respectfully Pick Up Your Dog Chit" ---- thats Ok right? My wife is gone for 3 weeks and I print signs at work...just need your approval please...

your wife is gone , I am unemployed and in Sachse, I bet we could come up with something epic ! Go for it ! message me if you need backup

BGE,trip wire and beer! what could go wrong ?

I thought the same when I lived in the burbs. Until, dog poop got tracked into our house a couple of times.

I knew who the culprit was. One Saturday our house was wrapped and I was standing at the window and noticed
her outside with her little yappy dogs and she let them poop in the yard and started walking off. I politely
asked her if she would pick it up. She said she didn't need to. I proceeded to tell her I have a big German
Shepard in the back and I would gladly walk him down later and let him poop on her door step. She reached
up and grabbed some TP from the tree and picked it up. I never had a problem again. Of course, I moved to the country.