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The redneck couple was overjoyed when, after a very long wait, the adoption agency called and told them they had a wonderful new Japanese baby for them to adopt.

They took off immediately and picked him up. On the way back. They stopped at the community college to sign up for a night course. As they were leaving, the counselor asked why they wanted to study Japanese.

The new father said proudly �Well, in a year or so our new son will begin to speak and we want to be able to understand him.�

I'm gonna go B+ just because i personally saw you comb through about 30 pages to find that one

you worked hard for that one!

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It occurred to me that I hadn�t seen the neighbor lady in a long while. She was getting along in years, I was a little worried.

I hollered for the boy.

Son, would you go next door and see how old Mrs Simpson is please?

He returned a few minutes later.

Well, is she alright?

Yeah, but she�s a little upset with you!

Why?

She said it�s none of your bidness how old she is!

Enjoy these. They only get worse.

1shot, what have you done?!

I've created a monster

You�ve just given an 8 ball to a crackhead.

Blonde goes in a pet store.

I would like some bird seed please.

What kind ma�am?

Oh... I don�t know... whichever one grows the fastest I guess.

Just remember how bad they were before the book!

Dam this book!

It was a beautiful evening in the Hill Country so a couple of goats decided to take a stroll to the local wrecking yard where they managed to eat themselves into a food coma.

The old German farmer was quite upset when he found two goats were gone. He looked and looked until he finally found them.

�Vat have you idiots eaten now?

The big goat moaned and rolled over.

Vell, I think...

Yah, I remember. It vas a Ford V-8.

Lord help us!
Thanks a lot Zach!

A Ford, that's an $85,000 meal.