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Ok, Ive had quite enough!
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07/12/18 08:52 PM
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I just switched to SirriusXM. HAD ENOUGH of that hot mess. Its 0Beer30.
Somebody tell me a joke I havent heard before.
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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough!
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#12826084
07/12/18 08:57 PM
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swalker9513
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Two penguins walk into a bar, and the bartender says "Waddle it be, boys?"
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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough!
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07/12/18 08:57 PM
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nethingthatbites
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A blonde chick gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she asks.
'Yes,' he replies.
'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.
'It's best I stay here,' he says.
'Why's that, sweetie?' asks the blonde..
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the goal keeper !!!
MAGA
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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough!
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07/12/18 08:58 PM
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nethingthatbites
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What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday? Forget it once.
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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough!
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07/12/18 08:58 PM
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Icepick
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A blonde chick gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she asks.
'Yes,' he replies.
'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.
'It's best I stay here,' he says.
'Why's that, sweetie?' asks the blonde..
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the goal keeper !!!
This thread needs more cowbell ...
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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough!
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#12826090
07/12/18 08:59 PM
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swalker9513
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A blonde chick gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she asks.
'Yes,' he replies.
'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.
'It's best I stay here,' he says.
'Why's that, sweetie?' asks the blonde..
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the goal keeper !!! It's funny because it's about kickball.
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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough!
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#12826091
07/12/18 09:00 PM
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Huckleberry
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How did Hitler tie his shoesies? With little knotsies!
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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough!
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#12826092
07/12/18 09:01 PM
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Huckleberry
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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle.
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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough!
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#12826094
07/12/18 09:01 PM
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nethingthatbites
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i hate mowing the lawn....
i wish it was emo so that it would cut itself
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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough!
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07/12/18 09:03 PM
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Huckleberry
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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just Juan.
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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough!
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07/12/18 09:03 PM
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nethingthatbites
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough!
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07/12/18 09:06 PM
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nethingthatbites
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts,
"Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager,
"Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling placental mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
MAGA
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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough!
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07/12/18 09:08 PM
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Sawhorse
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What do you call a guy who constantly hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough!
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07/12/18 09:08 PM
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Damn! It may be time for me to retire!
The first three, in order -
A A A+
Great work fellas!
Now I will go crack that beer. After all, I got a great little gig today.
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Re: Ok, Ive had quite enough!
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#12826110
07/12/18 09:11 PM
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How did Hitler tie his shoesies? With little knotsies! Im grinning.
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